Rocks Off's Rodeo Concert Guide: Norteño Knights Grupo Pesado

Date: March 14

Name: Pesado

AKA: Grupo Pesado

Genre: Norteño

Best Known Song(s): "Eso Me Gusta," "Gracias por Tu Amor,"" Llegó el Amor"

Key Demographic: Monterrey represent!

Previous HLSR Appearances: 2007

Houston Connections, If Any: Beats the hell out of us. Their damn Web page is in Spanish, of all things.

If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Asking questions like, "How come Hispanics make up 42 percent of the city's population and only get one day at the frigging Rodeo?"

Odds of Wearing a Hat: Oh, most certainly.

Because He/She's Bald? Who knows? You want to try taking one of them off? There's, like, five of those guys.

Odds of Onstage Injury: Unknown, it all depends on if Grupo Limite decides to take the stage by force

Odds of Wearing the Same Outfit: 1,000%