Rocks Off's Rodeo Concert Guide: Some Guy Named Blake Shelton
Categories: Electric Rodeo, Playbill
Date: March 13
Name: Blake Shelton
AKA: "Drake...Smeldon"
Genre: Generi-country
Best Known Song(s): "Austin," "Some Beach," "Swervin' in My Lane"
Key Demographic: Domestic car aficionados, fellow self-loathing Oklahomans
Previous HLSR Appearances: none
Houston Connections, If Any: Not really, that hair's more of a Dallas thing
If You Like This, Chances Are You'll Like: Jaromir Jagr, cell phone bans, the eternal struggle of the proletariat
Odds of Wearing a Hat: 50-50
Because He/She's Bald? No, but since he lost the mullet he doesn't appear to be quite as ashamed of baring his head
Odds of Onstage Injury: <20% - Shelton usually stays pretty rooted to one spot
Most Common Song Topics: Himself, drinking, and...bones
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