Even if you've never pulled a trigger in your life, SXSW is, on some level, an exercise in hunting. Rocks Off had no idea how true this was until earlier this afternoon. As we were looking over the schedule at
sxsw.com, we got the brilliant idea to note every band named after any kind of animal, actual or mythological. "Oh, this will be a nice, quick, fun thing to do," we thought.
That was
six sheets of legal-pad paper and several hours ago now, and we're not counting vague references like Spirit Animal Sound System and Plants and Animals, or SXSW venues such as Dirty Dog Bar and the Elephant Room.
You'll see why after the jump. Just call us Noah.
BEASTS OF BURDEN AND OTHER MAMMALS
Horse + Donkey: 12 a.m. Wednesday, Club 1808 II, 1808 E. 12th St.
Steed Lord: 8 p.m. Thursday, Elysium, 705 Red River
Toy Horses: 8 p.m. Wednesday, Galaxy Room, 508 E. 6th St.
Horse Feathers: 10 p.m. Thursday, Encore Patio, 611 Red River
Band of Horses: 11:30 p.m. Thursday, Stubb's, 801 Red River; 8:55 p.m. Friday, Central Presbyterian Church, 200 E. 8th St.
An Horse: 10 p.m. Friday, Galaxy Room Backyard, 508 E. 6th St.; 1 a.m. Saturday, Emo's Jr., 603 Red River
Black Sheep: 12:10 a.m. Saturday, The Independent, 501 N. IH-35
Toro y Moi: 1 a.m. Thursday, Wave, 408 E. 6th
So Cow: 10:30 p.m. Friday, Beauty Bar, 617 E. 7th St.
John Doe: 10 p.m. Friday, Beauty Bar/Palm Door, 401 Sabine
Crystal Antlers: 12 a.m. Friday, Emo's Annex, 600 Red River; 9:15 p.m. Saturday, Red 7 Patio, 611 E. 7th St.
The Antlers: 12 a.m. Friday, Galaxy Room Backyard, 508 E. 6th St.
Elk City: 10 p.m. Friday, Lamberts, 401 W. 2nd St.
Avi Buffalo: 11 p.m. Thursday, Galaxy Room Backyard, 508 E. 6th St.
Bison B.C.: 9 p.m .Wednesday, Mohawk Patio, 912 Red River
Leslie & the Badgers: 9 p.m. Thursday, B.D. Riley's, 204 E. 6th St.
Video Hippos: 9:40 p.m. Friday, Beauty Bar, 617 E. 7th St.
Hyperpotomus: 12 a.m.Wednesday, St. David's Bethell Hall, 301 E. 8th St.
Da Ryno: 1 a.m. Saturday, Victory Grill, 1104 E. 11th St.
Mammoth Grinder: 8:35 p.m. Wednesday, Red 7 Patio, 611 E. 7th St.
Elephant Parade: 12:05 a.m. Friday, Stephen F's Bar, 701 Congress
Lemurs: 9:10 p.m. Saturday, Habana Calle 6 Patio
100 Monkeys: 10 p.m. Saturday, The Parish, 214-B E. 6th St.
Sasquatch: 10 p.m. Thursday, Encore, 611 Red River
REPTILES AND PREDATORS
When Dinosaurs Ruled the Earth: 9 p.m. Wednesday, Club 1808 II, 1808 E. 12th St.
Dinosaur Bones: 9 p.m. Thursday, Billboard.com Bungalow, 708 E. 6th St.
Truckasauras: 9 p.m. Thursday, Submerged, 333 E. 2nd St.
Imagine Dragons: 10:30 p.m. Thursday, Maggie Mae's, 323 E. 6th St.
Deadly Dragon Sound: 8 p.m. Wednesday, Speakeasy, 412 Congress; between sets Saturday, Flamingo Cantina, 515 E. 6th St.
Wild Moccasins: 7:40 p.m. Thursday, Friends, 208 E. 6th St.
Cobra Skulls: 7:30 p.m. Saturday, Emo's Annex, 600 Red River
Black Cobra: 12 a.m. Saturday, Encore, 611 Red River
Triple Cobra: 1 a.m. Saturday, Rusty Spurs, 405 E. 7th St.
Trampled by Turtles: 8 p.m. Friday, Red Eyed Fly, 715 Red River
Peanut Butter Wolf: 1 a.m. Wednesday, Speakeasy Kabaret, 412 Congress
Peter Wolf Crier: 8 p.m. Thursday, Emo's Main Room, 603 Red River
Le Loup: 10:30 p.m. Thursday, Galaxy Room, 508 E. 6th St.
We Are Wolves: 1 a.m. Thursday, Paradise, 401 E. 6th St.
Speedwolf: 8 p.m. Friday, Encore Patio, 611 Red River
YelaWolf: 11:30 p.m. Saturday, Klub Krucial, 614 E. 6th St.
Pack of Wolves: 1 a.m. Saturday, Lamberts, 401 W. 2nd St.
Seabear: 1 a.m. Thursday, The Hideout, 617 Congress
Bear In Heaven: 1 a.m. Thursday, Mohawk, 912 Red River; 1 a.m. Friday, Emo's Annex, 600 Red River
Ten Bears: 8 p.m. Thursday, Velveeta Room, 521 E. 6th St.
Black Joe Lewis & the Honeybears: 8 p.m. Friday, Austin Music Hall, 208 Nueces; 11:30 p.m. Saturday, Austin Music Hall (Austin Music Awards), 208 Nueces
Bear Hands: 11 p.m. Friday, Maggie Mae's Gibson Room, 512 Trinity
Minus the Bear: 1 a.m. Friday, Rusty Spurs, 405 E. 7th St.; 9 p.m Saturday, Stubb's, 801 Red River
Golden Bear: 8:25 p.m. Saturday, Habana Calle 6 Patio, 709 E. 6th St.
Angry Vs. the Bear: 11 p.m. Saturday, Rusty Spurs, 405 E. 7th St.
Hot Panda: 10 p.m. Friday, Jaime's, 802 Red River
Lions of Tsavo: 7:20 p.m. Wednesday, Mohawk, 912 Red River
Lions: 1:10 a.m. Wednesday, Red Eyed Fly, 715 Red River
Papier Tigre: 10 p.m. Wednesday, Amsterdam Cafe, 121 W. 8th St.; 8 p.m. Friday, Wave Rooftop, 408 E. 6th St.
60 Tigres: 9 p.m. Wednesday, Antone's, 213 W. 5th St.; 11 p.m. Friday, Mi Casa Cantina, 503 E. 6th St.
Miniature Tigers: 1:10 a.m. Thursday, Friends, 208 E. 6th St.
Tigersapien: 12 a.m. Thursday, Ghost Room, 304 W. 4th St.
Twin Tigers: 9 p.m. Friday, Emo's Annex, 600 Red River
Spring Tigers: 8 p.m. Friday, Ghost Room, 304 W. 4th St.
Tiger! Shit! Tiger! Shit!: 1:15 a.m. Soho Lounge, 217 E. 6th St.
Tigercity: 12 a.m. Saturday, Habana Calle 6, 709 E. 6th St.
Japanther: 11:10 p.m. Wednesday, Buffalo Billiards, 201 E. 6th St.; 1 a.m. Thursday, Submerged, 333 E. 2nd St.
Jaguar Love: 1 a.m. Thursday, Ghost Room, 304 W. 4th St.
Beast: 11 p.m. Thursday, Paradise, 401 E. 6th St.
The Growlers: 1 a.m. Thursday, Wave Rooftop, 408 E. 6th St.