Kid Sister's PR: Hey, Kid Sister wants to work with you all on something.
KSPR: You know, she had that song with Kanye West a ways back.
PETA: Oh, you mean "Knock You Down"? I love that song.
KSPR: No, no. That's Keri Hilson. Kid Sister is a female rapper, kinda weird.
PETA: The one that sang "Umbrella"?
KSPR: That's Rihanna.
PETA: "Poker Face"?
KSPR: Lady Gaga.
PETA: "American Boy"?
KSPR: Ugh. Estelle.
PETA: The one who did those commercials for us?
KSPR: Oh c'mon. That's Sarah McLachlan. You're not even trying now. Kid Sister... light brown skin... music is real bouncy.
PETA: Ah, you're talking about Santigold. She was good. What happened to her?
KSPR: Jesus Christ.
If you were concerned that The Kanye might rub off on Kid Cudi a bit too much, then you pretty much called it.
Ooh, ooh, ooh: New mixtape from Raekwon, who, in case you didn't notice, was a Top 5 MC in 2009. Also, new tape from Reflection Eternal. Solid, solid stuff.
Sadly, DJ Omega died of cancer.
Drag-on made DMX cry, and he didn't even have to stab him or anything.
Nelly had his house broken into, and now he's offering $10,000 for anyone who offers information leading to an arrest. If the guy that robbed Nelly's house turned himself in, would he get that reward? That's a serious question. Somebody please answer it.
The Kanye did some volunteer work this holiday season. And he made sure you heard about all it.
Video of the Mary J. Blige domestic dispute is out there. There are a bunch of jokes that could be made here. We're going to refrain, both from linking to and making fun of it, because that's low-down. That's the main reason we didn't link to those divorce papers that belonged to Beyonce's parents a few weeks back. Now, can you please help us down off this high horse here? Thanks.
Houston Rap Video of the WeekBecause you either missed it or forgot about it: