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Aftermath: Alice Cooper's "Theatre of Death" at Verizon Wireless Theater

By Chris Gray, Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 9:00AM
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Who needs to go to an Alice Cooper show more: the 34-year-old satisfying his curiosity or the 61-year-old onstage for whom the gate receipts will buy many, many rounds at Pebble Beach? The 44-year-old whose eyes are blacked out like Alice's or the 25-year-old tweeting his ass off?

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​With a band member underneath each life-size, lowercase letter of his first name - Aftermath's favorite was the drummer comfortably cradled within the "c" - and a Halloween-ready hot nurse (reportedly his daughter, which opens up all sorts of Electra lanes) on hand to assist with the odd beheading, straitjacket-fitting or hanging, Cooper played ringmaster to his own "Theatre of Death."

For a good 90 minutes Sunday night, the man born Vincent Furnier in Detroit Rock City assumed a persona even older than "Alice Cooper": the Dorian Gray of heavy metal, a man whose songs grow younger, more menacing and full of "Poison" the more age lines accumulate on his weatherbeaten face.


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At this point, it's a little hard to imagine the uproar Cooper's songs once caused, that Middle America's tribal elders once thought "18" and "School's Out" were musical enablers of some imminent Clockwork Orange-style youth-gone-wild insurrection, when all they really were - besides diamond-strength hard-rock anthems whose potency endures to this day - were setpieces for Cooper to act out his pre-MTV brand of Grand Guignol fantasy. (He still goose-steps like a champ, in case you were curious, but we miss the boa constrictor.)

Ironically, though, the longer the show lasted Sunday, the less Cooper needed the guillotine, the gallows, even the wheelchair. Starting with about "Vengeance Is Mine," each song peeled off another layer of theatrical artifice to reveal a very twisted, very angry soul. As they revealed a hidden blueprint for everyone from Motley Crue to Queens of the Stone Age, "Dirty Diamonds," "Billion Dollar Babies," "I Love the Dead" and "Under My Wheels" inched closer to the metal machine music of Cooper's Detroit kinsmen the Stooges and MC5.

No need for elaborate shock theater when Cooper and band's sneering riffs and roiling rhythms start to tickle the evil urges that reside in each one of us. No wonder he's never very far from a Bible these days. School's out forever, bitches.

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GlenW says:

Loved the show last night. Loved it to death.

Posted On: Monday, Oct. 12 2009 @ 3:02PM
beth schwartz says:

Actually, I had a vip ticket in Biloxi Saturday. When we met with alice in his dressing room after the show, he told us Calico (his daughter) is doing stand-up comedy now. But she had found him a replacement, her best friend, to perform in the show (didn't catch her name). It was awesome!!!!!! and the rock 'n roll hall of fame stinks....

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 10:53AM
Chris Gray says:

Well, Beth, I guess that makes it slightly less creepy. But not really.

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 13 2009 @ 10:55AM
Julie Jackson says:

Calico's replacement is Tiffany Lowe. I missed Calico on this tour. In my opionon it appears that Calico has a lot more theatrical experience and I know for sure she has years of ballet and dance. However, Tiffany did a good job as a replacement. They do favor each other in their appearance. She was nice and friendly after the show and willing to take photos and sign autographs. By the way, Chris, this is one of the better reviews I've read on an AC show.

Posted On: Sunday, Oct. 18 2009 @ 2:18PM
Paul Byron of LITD says:

Thank you for a great review of Alice's show! My wife & I saw him twice that weekend - Marksville, LA on Oct 9 and again in Houston on Oct 11. Awesome both times!

And yes - Tiffany Lowe did an outstanding job as Alice's nurse!

Love It To Death - the Alice Cooper Tribute Show

Posted On: Tuesday, Oct. 27 2009 @ 6:17AM

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