Bocephus Wants to Bail (One of) You Out, America
In other words, if you don't pay your taxes, as far as ol' Hank is concerned, you can just fuck right off then. If you're in good standing with the IRS, though, he's got quite an offer for you. He'll give you and one of your rowdy friends $1,500 towards travel and hotel to one of his concert locations, plus an additional $1,000 spending money - which, considering his only non-casino date at the moment is June 13 at the Republic of Texas biker rally in Austin, you're definitely going to need.
It doesn't stop there...
"Red, White and Pink-Slip Blues" is apparently the theme song for all those "tea parties" going on yesterday. (As much as we hate to admit it, all the "teabagging" jokes are still pretty funny.) So hats off to Hank Jr. for putting up his own money instead of, you know, letting Barack Obama beat him to it. Register for his only moderately self-promoting largesse package at www.bocephusbailout.com.
Bocephus, by the way, will also be at the Coushatta casino and resort in Kinder, La., June 12 - anyone else smell a road trip?