Can't Get It Out of My Head: David Allan Coe's "Whips and Things" (NSFW)
That lovable scamp Mojo Nixon just played this song on his Sirius XM Outlaw Country shift, and now only God knows when Rocks Off is going to be able to scrub his mind clean of "Pussy-Eatin' Pamela," "Suck-'em Silly Shirley" and a few others he can't bring himself to type. And, in case you are denser than plutonium, yes, this is extremely NSFW.
Allow Rocks Off to repeat: N. S. F. W. But it's a scream.
Look at it this way: Rocks Off could have posted Coe's "Masturbation Blues"...