Lonesome, Onry and Mean: Pat Green's Instant Karma
[Ed. note: Turns out this story was exaggerated just a bit. Wishful thinking, maybe? See the comments for the clarification. We decided to leave this up because it's still hilarious.]
Last weekend, Green was knocked cold by a flying beer can at a post-NASCAR concert in Brooklyn, Michigan. A call of “anybody got a beer” to the rowdy crowd at Michigan International Speedway resulted in a flying full one hitting Green square in the face. As someone on the Austin American-Statesman blog noted, “That wouldn’t have happened if he’d called out for a joint.”
A local musician once took this reporter to task for “suppressing the truth about Pat Green and that ‘Wave on Wave’ song,” asking me the pointed question “Ain’t there one of you goddamn idiots in the music press that sees Green is ripping off Cher?”
I wonder if she has a glass jaw too? - William Michael Smith
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