Googlism with Houston Musicians, or Why Beyonce Is Stealing My Mojo

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Have you ever played around with Googlism?

Here’s how the site, which is not affiliated with Google in any way, describes itself: “Googlism was created as a fun tool to see what Google ‘thinks’ of certain topics and people. Of course, the results are not really Google's opinion, they're yours, the web site owners of the world. Within the Google results are thousands of your thoughts and opinions about thousands of different topics, people, names, things and places, we simply search Google and let you know what website owners think about the name or topic you suggested.”

I decided to plug in the names of a few of the most prominent Houston musicians of the past few decades, and here’s what I got: a bunch of randomly generated lists of statements, that with only a little editing, could be transformed into Wesley Willis songs.

It’s much better than the Wesley Willis song generator at this, believe me.

Rock over H-Town, rock on Chicago!


Chingo Bling is making big moves in the rap industry
Chingo Bling is da shit now
Chingo Bling is coming to a TV near you to kick Pokemon's ass


Billy Gibbons is in the hizzouse
Billy Gibbons is the first to lock into earth orbit
Billy Gibbons is pretty much a legend in every ones book
Billy Gibbons is not afraid to injest heavy sedatives and alcohol and dream up dirty
Billy Gibbons is making you famous
Billy Gibbons is like the most amazing guitarist
Billy Gibbons is grooving to the cherry valence
Billy Gibbons is a psycho madman for sure


Beyonce is so damn fine
Beyonce is a man shocker
Beyonce is hot
Beyonce is undeniable
Beyonce is thick
Beyonce is better than you could have dreamed of
Beyonce is a Miss Universe candidate although all the band members could easily be on the cover of a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue
Beyonce is a hot piece of ass I swear it
Beyonce or Britney?
Beyonce is black is Britney? No
Beyonce is dating Pharrell
Beyonce is not dating Pharrell
Beyonce is going to hook up with Justin
Beyonce is it true that you snogged Justin Timberlake before Britney?
Beyonce is making waves
Beyonce is gonna be appearing on two shows Friday Beyonce is on the cover of the Dutch magazine Hit Krant
Beyonce is on the cover of the September edition of Vibe
Beyonce is on the cover of the September issue of Cosmo Girl magazine
Beyonce is truly what's next
Beyonce is due to join Cuba Gooding Jr in new romance flick The Fighting Temptations
Beyonce is a spokesmodel for L'oreal
Beyonce is busy entertaining the paparazzi as her mother stands close looking very proud
Beyonce is stealing my mojo
Beyonce is representing Houston
Beyonce is a child of the ’70s
Beyonce is very much into pastel colours and denim Beyonce is a caring and motherly like person and we are glad to have her around
Beyonce is allergic to perfume and has a cat named after rapper Master P
Beyonce is allergic to perfumes? Did you know?


Beyonce is imitating Kelis
Beyonce is always the lead singer and she thinks she is the best singer in the group and she isn’t
Beyonce is only 5'6 1/2
Beyonce is a slut
Beyonce is truly one of the most horrid actors I've seen in a long time and spits out such vapid lines as "you under arrest
Beyonce is a ugly weave wearing stuck up b*tch and she thinks that she is the bomb


Townes Van Zandt is the answer you were looking for
Townes Van Zandt is the complete songwriters songwriter
Townes Van Zandt is like taking a trip into the American landscape without leaving the comfort of your armchair
Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that
Townes Van Zandt is represented by a delightful fragment
Townes Van Zandt is represented by the sea
Townes Van Zandt is one of the few "cult" figures actually deserving of the mythology that has swirled up around him
Townes Van Zandt is no longer such a well kept secret
Townes Van Zandt is confined no more
Townes Van Zandt is the best songwriter alive
Townes Van Zandt is dead
Townes Van Zandt is truly a far cry from dead


Guy Clark is livin' his dream
Guy Clark is on tour
Guy Clark is all about the words
Guy Clark is a great live performer
Guy Clark is in fine voice and his selections are some of his most powerful and memorable
Guy Clark is an American original
Guy Clark is the musical bridge that connects the western plains to the Gulf of Mexico
Guy Clark is a national treasure
Guy Clark is definitely one of those artists that make better music when they are at ease with life
Guy Clark is a painter
Guy Clark is what gives us a reason to hope when the Britneys and the hat singers have taken everything
Guy Clark is part poet
Guy Clark is far too eloquent a wordsmith to hang up the phone with a simple "no comment
Guy Clark is the philosopher of tonight's duo
Guy Clark is available in 2 different size fan edition prints and a special collector's edition print
Guy Clark is still livin’ the dream


Blue October is a quintet from Texas which includes two brothers
Blue October is from England and plays a light
Blue October is a local Austin band
Blue October is a regional band from Houston releasing an album on Universal this December
Blue October is the first art/mood rock band to hit the scene in houston
Blue October is the coolest new modern rock band
Blue October is an a plus for the rest of the people that say they are just okay
Blue October is stronger than ever since being dropped from their Universal Records deal last winter
Blue October is scheduled to perform with Flickerstick
Blue October is the best band in the world bekuz they play reely good music


Devin the Dude is one of those rappers
Devin the Dude is just trying ta live
Devin the Dude is not new to "the scene”
Devin the Dude is the best rapper you've never heard of
Devin the Dude is about to see the light of day
Devin the Dude is hip
Devin the Dude is like icing


Bushwick Bill is a notorious local celebrity
Bushwick Bill is yellin' his ass off
Bushwick Bill is and all about that glass eye he’s got
Bushwick Bill is my all time favorite emcee
Bushwick Bill is the shit
Bushwick Bill is on the hunt with a 12 guage pump sending mother fuckers to the dump


Clint Black is a geeky fan's best friend
Clint Black is a big time country singer
Clint Black is amazing
Clint Black is among the celebrities who have signed a teddy bear up for bid in the siegfried and roy
Clint Black is country
Clint Black is ready
Clint Black is entertaining our troops
Clint Black is indeed quite a treat
Clint Black is the personification of determination
Clint Black is a Texas success for the entire world
Clint Black is real country
Clint Black is among the latest round of celebrities to sport a 'milk moustache' for the famous "got milk?" campaign
Clint Black is covering Monty Python on the Austin City Limits
Clint Black is going to be on the Opry on the night that I have tickets
Clint Black is beginning to get old and so am I
Clint Black is one of the grand old men of modern country music
Clint Black is my wife Dana's all
Clint Black is available
Clint Black is used without permission

-- John Nova Lomax

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