Drenched In Blog

Drenched in Blog: Lily Allen Plus One

By Keith Plocek Wed., Dec. 19 2007 at 12:31 PM
Categories: Drenched In Blog
So let me get this straight. This week, I found out I'm a wanted fugitive in La Grange. My Rogaine foam isn't working, and I found a few gray hairs in my beard. And I still have no idea what to get my special lady friend for Christmas.

Now, I wake from slumber to find that Mrs. Drenched in Blog, Lily Allen, is pregnant. Not with a new album, but with a baby. Inside her body. That apparently one of the Chemical Brothers put in there. All the British press is aflutter today over the "good" news.

What's that rattle? How did a king cobra get in my bedroom? Ahhhhh! – Craig Hlavaty


Write Comment Email to Friend Print Article

More Links from Around the Web

VOICE Daily Deals
Sign up for free stuff, news info & more!

Houston Classifieds

Slideshows»

Tools

Search Rocks Off


Entertainment

More >>

Find A Coupon

Popular Coupons

Links

Local Music Blogs

Local Music Sites

Local Radio

Local Music Stores

Historical Music Sites

About Us | Work for Houston Press | Esubscribe | Free Classifieds | Advertising | Privacy Policy | Problem With the Site? | RSS | Site Map
©2012 Houston Press, LP. All rights reserved.