Pimp C Apologizes

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Through his publicist, Pimp C has decided to concede the Atlanta is, in fact, in the South. He stands behind the rest of the baleful comments he unleashed in the now notorious Ozone magazine interview, however. Here’s his statement in full:

"TO ALL MY ATLANTA FANS & FRIENDS, I WANT TO SAY I APOLOGIZE FOR MY STATEMENT IN THE OZONE MAGAZINE ABOUT ATLANTA NOT BEING THE SOUTH!! THAT WAS A BULLSHIT STATEMENT!! ATLANTA IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN THE DIRTY MTHFKN SOUTH!!!!! CHUUCH!! BUT THE REST OF WHAT I SAID, BOUT THEM PUSSY ASS NIGGAZ IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PS: IF U WANNA GO 2 WAR, I WILL TAKE U 2 WORLD WAR 3 BITCH AT THE DROP OF A DIME! IF U RIDING WITH ME-THANK U!!! IF U NOT, FUCK U VERY MUCH IN U YO ASS....BITCH!!”

Don’t you wish politicians would apologize like that? Like Rudy Giuliani would issue a statement that said “TO ALL THE VOTERZ IN NEW HAMPSHIRE AND IOWA, I WANT TO SAY I APOLOGIZE FOR SAYING MITT ROMNEY PROBABLY GOT TEN HOS IN HIS CLOSET AND WANTS TO MOVE THE PENTAGON TO UTAH!!! THAT WAS A BULLSHIT STATEMENT!! MITT ROMNEY IS AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN A MTHFKN TRILL-ASS PIMP!!!!! CHUUCH!! BUT THE REST OF WHAT I SAID, BOUT THAT PUSSY ASS RON PAUL IS AND ALWAYS WILL BE THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!!!

-- John Nova Lomax

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