10 Reasons the Texans Should Be on Hard Knocks

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So the rumor mill was spitting out information last week that the decision makers behind Hard Knocks, HBO's voyeuristic peephole into training camp life in the NFL, had the Cleveland Browns in their sights as the subject for this summer's edition.

I'm guessing there were some pretty formulaic reasons behind that, 98 percent of them centered around one Johnny Football. He's getting out of rehab! He's battling for his football life! All his celebrity friends have ditched him! Hey, I get it. Nobody likes a good train wreck more than I do (one of the many reasons I love myself so much!).

But honestly, does the Johnny Football story really have five weeks' worth of content? Does it really have any legs aside from the two that will take Johnny to and from the building every day? What if he truly is rehabilitated from his alcohol addiction and is snuggling with his playbook every night?

Worst season of Hard Knocks ever, right? So I ask you this...why NOT the Texans?

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March Madness 2015: Thursday's Sweet Sixteen Best Bets

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I admire confidence. I despise stupidity. And I have no idea what category West Virginia freshman Daxter Miles' "guarantee" of a Mountaineer win over Kentucky falls under. I do know that I'm glad it happened, as it added some juice to an otherwise potentially juice-less game.

In case you missed it, Miles was asked a question about his team's upcoming opponent in the Sweet Sixteen Midwest Regional, and here's what he had to say:

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Brock Lesnar Announces He's Staying With WWE

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Even though it's flagship show is the most watched show on cable television, WWE has always had to work to get coverage in the mainstream. Oftentimes, when it does happen, it's because WWE will inject some mainstream star into their universe, the perfect excuse for high brow cable like ESPN and CNN to "cross over" and acknowledge "sports entertainment."

Back in the day, Hulk Hogan was once on the cover of Sports Illustrated, but that was because he was partnered with Mr.T and Cyndi Lauper as the key players at the first Wrestlemania. "Stone Cold" Steve Austin wound up on Sportscenter one night back in 1998, but that was because he was tussling with Mike Tyson.

Donald Trump, Pete Rose, Floyd Mayweather, Snooki. All of them athletes or celebs whose magnetic attraction pulled the mainstream spotlight to WWE for a minute or two.

That's what makes Brock Lesnar's appearance on Sportscenter Tuesday night so significant. There was no garden variety celeb taking Lesnar along for the ride. Brock Lesnar was the star.

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Free Agency 2015: Texans Re-Sign Inside Linebacker Akeem Dent

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An underrated subplot of the Texans' last two off seasons, 2014 and the current one in 2015, has been their ability to somehow flip their discarded quarterback into actual NFL transaction currency. Instead of Matt Schaub, T.J. yates, Case Keenum, and Ryan Fitzpatrick being NFL garbage, the Texans were actually able to convince teams they were NFL recyclables.

Schaub was legendarily traded to the Raiders for a sixth round pick (which was eventually used on running back Alfred Blue), Keenum was flipped for a conditional late round pick in 2016, as was Fitzpatrick.

The only discarded quarterback they moved for an actual player was Yates, who was traded to Atlanta for inside linebacker Akeem Dent. Affirmation that this was a deal the Texans feel like they won came Tuesday when they chose to bring back Dent next season on a two year contract.

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J.J. Watt Restructures His Contract, Opens Up $8 Million in Cap Space

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It goes without saying that this has been the Texans' most active offseason in free agency since the lockout-shortened offseason of 2011, when they signed Johnathan Joseph and Danieal Manning within 24 hours of each other.

They've re-signed cornerback Kareem Jackson, tackle Derek Newton and quarterback Ryan Mallett. They've brought in newly signed free agents in safety Rahim Moore, wide receiver Cecil Shorts and nose tackle Vince Wilfork.

All of this was done courtesy of a very un-Texan-like $30 million in cap space, opened up in large part through the releases of veterans Andre Johnson and Chris Myers. Heading into this morning, the Texans had whittled that down to about $3 million in cap space.

However, if you're looking for the telltale sign that the Texans are not done shopping yet, it came this morning.

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Texans Pick Up Three Compensatory Draft Picks in 2015 NFL Draft

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Unless you've watched a massive number of free agents leave your city during the previous season, the day that compensatory draft picks are handed out probably doesn't really register on your NFL calendar.

For better or worse, though, the Texans have happened to watch numerous free agents leave in recent years, so to say that the day compensatory picks are announced is like Christmas morning may be a bit of an overstatement, but it is kind of like getting a bunch of gift cards to be redeemed on draft weekend in early May.

On Monday, at the annual owners' meeting in Phoenix, the league announced this year's compensatory picks, and for the third straight season, the Texans were fairly well compensated.

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Cleveland Browns Rumored to Be Frontrunners for HBO's Hard Knocks

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Among the underrated milestones on the NFL's offseason calendar is the unveiling of the team the league and HBO have selected as the subject of the award-winning Hard Knocks, the five week annual miniseries where we get the behind-the-scenes view of what it's like to be an NFL player or coach in training camp.

Some seasons have been better than others, with the season involving the New York Jets ranking as the equivalent of Season 5 of Breaking Bad, and last season's Atlanta Falcons season ranking as the equivalent of Season 8 of The Office (not a compliment, but not an out and out insult either).

Point being, even bad Hard Knocks is decent television. And Hard Knocks that involves a dysfunctional team that employs Johnny Manziel has a chance to be amazing.

And according to Vic Carucci of the Buffalo News, we may just get that:

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March Madness 2015, First Weekend: 4 Winners, 4 Losers

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How do you know a brand is damn near bulletproof?

When the functional quality of its product is mediocre, when the buildup to the part that matters is totally irrelevant, and when fans can count on one hand how many people they can name who are associated with the product, and yet you still bang out record television ratings....that's a bulletproof brand, my friends.

March Madness -- the tournament, the fanfare, the brand -- cannot be touched. To the average fans, the players are just a bunch of jerseys running around playing, not really playing all that well, and so long as there are games in March and those games have drama (actual and gambling-fabricated drama), people will watch.

They're watching this year in record numbers, and there's certainly been something for most everyone -- a decent amount of upsets, some feel good stories, and an upper tier that should eventually give us a pretty good Final Four, the road to which goes through Houston this week!

The first weekend had winners and losers. Let's look at the highlights....

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Dallas Sportscaster Destroys Cowboys for Greg Hardy Signing (w/ VIDEO)

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On some level, the Ray Rice domestic violence case was supposed to be a turning point in how the NFL, and maybe we as fans of the NFL, viewed domestic violence. At least, that was the hope.

The fact that we saw the chilling video of Rice punching his fiancée in the face, and that then (and only then) was true unanimous outrage expressed, should've been a wake-up call that the issue of domestic violence can't just be some nebulous, violent-sounding noun. It's real. We shouldn't have to see it to want to seek justice. After all, Ray Rice had hit his fiancée and admitted to it long before we saw the video.

But if the Cowboys' signing of former Carolina pass rusher (and formerly convicted abuser) Greg Hardy is any indication, the lessons have not been learned. At least not in Dallas.

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March Madness 2015: State of Texas Plundered (and Friday's Best Bets!)

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The brackets came out on Sunday, and when it was all said and done, the state of Texas got five teams into the field -- Texas, Baylor, Texas Southern, SMU, and Stephen F. Austin. As luck would have it, all five were playing within hours of each other on the opening day of the tournament Thursday.

And one by one, they all went down.

Texas crumbled against Butler. Baylor surrendered 13 straight points to close the game against Georgia State. Texas Southern was manhandled by Arizona. SMU was jobbed against UCLA. And finally, Stephen F. Austin, the last hope, went down fighting against Utah.

It was not our fair state's finest hour. Don't mess with Texas...except in basketball. There, you can totally mess with us.

Let's get to a few picks for Friday (and try to recover, since my performance picking games on Thursday mirrored the state of Texas' performance in playing them)....

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