Sitting in traffic, particularly during morning rush hour, life feels tedious. Your mind wanders. Your faith in humanity wanes. You glance around at your fellow drivers hoping for a glimmer of hope in what feels like a cruel, unforgiving world. Then you see it, out of the corner of your eye. It's a license plate from another state or a bumper sticker from your alma mater. Your interest has been piqued. For one, albeit brief, moment, your attention is focused and you don't feel alone in the universe.
Photo by Jennifer Hughes Ahem.
Unfortunately, you start moving again -- crawling really -- and you spy something you hate, something that evokes a visceral response. You drive angry. You don't let people merge. Your day has nearly been ruined by this jackass who so wantonly displays the source of your rage. You're glad you don't have a gun.
First, you might want to look into your road rage problem because, well, damn. But, we don't disagree that plenty of Houston drivers exercise poor judgement when decorating their cars with all manner of adornments. Instead of a murderous rampage a la Michael Douglas in Falling Down though, cowboy, we put pen to paper (or keyboard to pixel) and came up with a list of what vexes us so on area vehicles.More »