2014 Fantasy Crime League: Final Standings, Season Awards
FRONT-OFFICE CRIMINAL OF THE YEAR: Jim Irsay, Indianapolis
All things considered, it was a fairly light crime season overall and a very light crime season among front-office employees. (Where's the Denver personnel department when you need them?) In fact, the only "suit" to get in trouble was Irsay, who was infamously pulled over by Indianapolis police in a drug-induced haze with unprescribed drugs and a suitcase with $29,000 in cash. Thankfully, he appears to be just clean and sober enough to function as the Colts' owner once again, yet cuckoo enough to hand out $100 bills to fans at Colts camp to try to show the league "Hey look! I'm rich! I carry that kind of cash around ALL THE TIME...and I just hand it out to people! I'm a GOOD GUY...and I'M RICH...and did I mention I carry this kind of cash all the time???"
2014 FANTASY CRIME LEAGUE FINAL STANDINGS
1 point .. misdemeanor
3 points .. felony
10 points .. murder
49ERS .. 8
* 3/28/14: 49ers CB Chris Culliver is charged with felony hit and run, misdemeanor reckless driving and felony possession of brass knuckles.
* 4/13/14: 49ers DE Aldon Smith is charged with MISDEMEANOR false report of a bomb threat.
RAVENS .. 7
* 2/14/14: Ravens RB Ray Rice is charged with third degree assault.
* 2/21/14: Ravens WR Deonte Thompson is arrested for suspicion of possession of marijuana.
* 3/9/14: Ravens OL Jah Reid is arrested on two counts of battery.
* 5/26/14: Ravens RB Lorenzo Taliaferro is arrested for public drunkenness (misdemeanor) and destruction of property (misdemeanor).
* 7/12/14: Ravens CB Jimmy Smith is arrested for misdemeanor disorderly conduct.
BILLS .. 6
* 5/7/14: Bills DT Marcell Dareus is arrested for felony possession of synthetic marijuana
* 6/3/14: Bills DT Marcell Dareus is arrested for reckless endangerment in the second degree, a Class A misdemeanor, as well as reckless driving and participating in an illegal speed contest, both unclassified misdemeanors.
CHIEFS .. 4
* 6/9/14: Chiefs CB Sean Smith is cited for DUI and careless driving.
BEARS .. 3
* 4/21/14: Bears WR Josh Morgan is arrested for simple assault.
* 6/20/14: Bears DE Cornelius Washington is arrested for speeding and driving on a suspended license.
BROWNS .. 3
* 7/4/14: Browns WR Josh Gordon is arrested for DUI in North Carolina.
RAMS .. 3
* 3/29/14: Rams CB Greg Reid is arrested for violating probation.
* 7/20/14: Rams LB Jo-Lonn Dunbar is arrested for battery and disorderly conduct.
COLTS .. 2
* 3/16/14: Colts owner Jim Irsay is arrested for DUI and possession of a controlled substance (felony), downgraded to two OUI misdemeanor charges.
FALCONS .. 1
* 2/18/14: Falcons WR Roddy White is arrested for failing to appear in court.
TITANS .. 1
* 3/20/14: Titans DE Adewale Ojomo is arrested for solicitation of prostitution.
BENGALS .. 1
* 3/31/14: Bengals FB Orson Charles is charged with wanton endangerment.
PANTHERS .. 1
* 5/13/14: Panthers DE Greg Hardy is arrested for misdemeanor domestic assault.