Are the Raiders Aware They Traded for Matt SCHAUB?
In sports talk radio, there is a running joke about the "Matts."
The Matts are a gaggle of NFL starting (or recently starting) quarterbacks who coincidentally all fall somewhere between, like, tenth and 45th among quarterbacks in terms of their perception around the league. It's a huge chunk of the tier that ranges anywhere from "just good enough to fool you into thinking they can win a Super Bowl" to "just horrible enough to get you fired." (Somewhere, Gary Kubiak nods.)
Also coincidentally, most of these quarterbacks have the first name "Matt."
Matt Ryan, Matt Stafford, Matt Hasselbeck, Matt Cassel, Matt Moore, Matt Leinart, Matt Flynn. And yes, Matt Schaub.
I bring up the Fraternal Order of Matts for a reason, and it's because I'm fairly certain that the Oakland Raiders think that they've traded for one of the actually-somewhat-decent Matts, like Ryan or Stafford, not one who did this last season...
(By the way, on the Fraternal Order of Matts -- I like to think that they all gather somewhere in the offseason, somewhere that truly embodies the essence of the Matt Tier of NFL quarterbacks. Des Moines, Iowa, has that feel, maybe Toledo. Instead of golf and strip clubs, they play cribbage with Brady Bunch reruns playing in the background and get heaped up on Capri Sun. This is also where they induct new members. Last year, Matt McGloin had to eat a whole bar of marshmallow Fluff for his hazing. I've thought about this way too much.)
It started with the introductory press conference, where Schaub got a hero's welcome and his future bosses gushed effusively about what a stud he's been these past few years (casually ignoring the fact that he concluded one of the most disastrous seasons of the past decade just months prior to this).
Just a few days ago, future Hall of Famer and no Schaub teammate Charles Woodson had the following things to say about Schaub:
"I think every man on the team is counting on him being the guy," Woodson said during an appearance on Sirius XM NFL Radio. "You know, you bring him over from Houston, and it's been duly noted about the struggles that he had last year. But you can't discount the year that he had before last year so we're looking at last year as being an anomaly and that not being the true Matt Schaub."
Right. Because quarterbacks who are average their whole career and suddenly have a catastrophically terrible year at age 32 typically revert back to their average self the following season. Especially when trying to do it in an environment and culture like Oakland's.
Solid philosophy, Chuck.