Best 20 Rejected Texas Vanity Plates of All Time

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Everybody hates rejection. That's why it must be a major letdown for some people who come up with what they think is a very clever vanity plate slogan, only to have it not happen. Blame some pencil pusher at the department of motor vehicles office.

As a public service, we asked the DMV to supply us with their most recent information on rejected vanity plates. We don't want anyone to make the mistakes others have, and also want to give you an idea of what's kosher and what's not.

So here are 20 of the best attempts at vanity plate cleverness that just weren't meant to be. And yes, all of these plates were actually requested by real people.

Graphics by Monica Fuentes


20 - 19. These plates use a variation of our favorite curse word, and terms we often use when we're stressed out.

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Amy Janel Cortez
Amy Janel Cortez

Sara Brown Things you won't see in your Vanity Plate series.

katie corbin
katie corbin

Scott Hart I think your good to go for yours!


My all time favorite is the Virginia "eat the children " "first" plate with the red hand prints. Pure genius.  

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