The Ten Weirdest Terms That Use "Texas" on the Urban Dictionary
1. A fanciful, diminutive creature from Texas obsessed with the notion of maintaining/bolstering gold reserves (and, henceforth, preventing rainbows from happening).
2. Ron Paul
My day was full of sunny joy and laughter until that dang Texaprechaun came, cast a pall and absconded with my spare bouillon.