Houston's Hungry to Dine on Feral Swine

Categories: Sole of Houston

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Photo by Texas Parks and Wildlife
Feral hogs, less of a nuisance when they're on the table?

A hog is a hog but a feral hog is widely held to be a pain in the ass. Over half the estimated 2 million to 6 million feral hogs in the United States reside in Texas and they do about $400 milllion worth of damage on an annual basis, according to The Smithsonian.

All of this means that feral hogs are not smiled upon in the Lone Star State. Houston is no exception to what the hogs have done.

Usually the hogs are just killed -- with a bullet, a knife or a good thwack from a very tough pickup truck, whatever works. However, in Houston they're taking a different approach.

Where some would look at a massive feral hog and see a large nasty thing that needs to be destroyed, the Harris County Commissioners have taken a longer view, according to KTRK. The 8,000 to 10,000 hogs believed to be roaming the parks will be killed, of course, but the commissioners aren't going to let the hogs simply be tossed aside.

Instead, the hogs are going to be used to feed the hungry in Houston. The commissioners signed off on the purchase of four mobile pens to capture the hogs. The animals will then be taken to J and J Processing in Brookshire where they'll be inspected, slaughtered and packaged. Then the meat will be delivered to the Houston Food Bank. Yup. That's not a punchline. It's really going to happen.

Since the hogs will be processed just like any other edible animal, the meat should be held to the standards that ensure it doesn't have worms or weird diseases. Some may be inclined to get all critical about giving wild hogs to the hungry, but it's actually pretty tasty meet, assuming you like gamey vittles. What's great is that the hogs --- these guys get to be pretty massive, so we're talking about a lot of meat --- don't completely go to waste and the Houston Food Bank gets tons of fresh pork.

We've eaten feral hog before and it's not bad tasting as wild game goes. This doesn't sound like a bad deal. However, County Commissioner Steve Radack called this move a gift from God, according to KTRK. His serious take on the matter is appreciated, though we're pretty sure the hogs would not view this whole setup in such a holy light.


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4 comments
stinapag
stinapag

This is an insanely good idea.  

NewsDog
NewsDog

Only thng is that the bigger the feral hogs get the worse the meat tastes. 150 lbs is generally considered the biggest for good tasting meat. 

Some of the best sausage I've ever had was venison and feral hog mix.  

Anse
Anse

@NewsDog  You've got to bleed the animal properly...my understanding is that the super-gamy flavor can be lessened by making sure the carcass is properly cleaned and bled-out. 

h_e_x
h_e_x

@Anse @NewsDog  Yup, clean it up and marinade it and you'll hardly be able to tell it's from a feral hog.

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