The New Hate Group List Is In, Y'all!

Categories: Texas

Courtesy Southern Poverty Law Center
A cornucopia of contempt!

The Southern Poverty Law Center has released its 2014 map of hate groups, and we're so stoked over the 57 choices in Texas that we don't even know which one to join!

Choices include Holocaust deniers, Nazis, black separatists, neo-Confederates and that ol' chestnut of hate, the KKK. The Klan is especially appealing for families, since at least one branch offers a "Junior Klan for boys" and a "Tri-K Klub for girls." (Notice the clever spelling on the latter? Aces!).

While the Traditionalists have a stringent application process (actual question: "Have you ever been rejected for membership in the KKK? [Be honest!]. If yes, explain") some of the names on the SPLC's list aren't as "discriminating" -- HEY-OH!, for example, is just a place to buy clothes, books, and tote bags to help accessorize your white pride. Plus, according to the website, "FINAL REMAINING ITEMS PRICES AS LOW AS .99 CENTS." Sieg bargain!

Testimonials from happy customers include Jeremy: "This hooded sweatshirt is more like a coat! It far surpasses all of my expectations. I live in Lorain, Ohio, and it gets very cold in the winter. I could wear this over a wife beater and break out in a sweat!" Hah! That's so Jeremy -- wife beater, indeed!

Some of the websites listed, like that of Kerrville's Carolyn Yeager, offer a much-needed history lesson -- an alternative to what you'll get from the Jew-controlled lame-stream media.

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