This Might Be the Greatest Craigslist Ad Ever Written

Categories: Cars and Trucks

To our surprise the 27-year-old Texan doesn't worry about Craigslist horror stories and sells stuff regularly, but there are a few precautions she takes. Call it her Craigslist rules:

  1. Always meet in a public space.
  2. Tell your friends you're going to meet someone from Craigslist.
  3. Never let somebody from Craigslist come to your house.

She had a couple of potential buyers lined up on Wednesday night, and a few email inquiries. Let's see what happens.


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11 comments
Lauren Wiley
Lauren Wiley

i am still in favor of "piece of shit cat"

Amanda Kinne
Amanda Kinne

Good news!!!! I know what I'm getting you for your birthday!!! And bonus- it already has butt imprints son!!!

JoseStrummer
JoseStrummer

Pasty white people mocking the patois of urban blacks is always so hilarious.

Lara Wright
Lara Wright

I am pretty gangster. ^,^ Thanks for sharing my ad.

Dat Nguyen
Dat Nguyen

eh. i've seen funnier craigslist ads. does anyone remember "Hipster Ass Hipster Bike For Sale"?

Christopher Sieg
Christopher Sieg

That's some funny s@*t!! Definitely sounds like she gots some "siggystyle" rollin' thru them veins... Hahaha

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