This Might Be the Greatest Craigslist Ad Ever Written

Categories: Cars and Trucks

This Jeep Laredo features "fire breathing devil ass stank power," among other features.
You ever read a Craigslist ad that was too good to be true? Then you saw the product being hawked, right there in your face, and come to find out the real thing was less than advertised. Doesn't that just piss you off?

Well, we were hipped to one Craigslist poster who's selling a nifty, silver SUV. What grabbed us about the post was that it read like part stand-up routine, part Pimp C rap lyric. In fact, the best thing about it was that besides being funny, the ad didn't hide the vehicle's faults.

"I'm just naturally hilarious," said Lara Wright who wrote the post. She's sold plenty of items on Craigslist (even gave away some kittens), but never went with the tongue-in-cheek approach. "It's not a BMW or anything," she said. She was upfront about her SUV's 210,000 miles and faulty transmission.

Since we're pretty she's going to sell her vehicle before the close of the week, we wanted to share (with her permission) the full text of this diamond of a Craigslist ad.

"you need a car u say? shit, i got that bad boy right here! does it run? hell yes! like shit through a goose! this war wagon has some awesome silver inspired paint that will attract all the hotties! male, female, don't matter, you gonna get wall to wall booty when you pimp this bad-boy down the avenue!

So whats good about that hell beast? SHIIIIIIIIIT!!!! whats not good, son! Its got some comfortable ass seats, because i been sitting in them for like, EVER! so they are already butt dip shaped! 4 wheels on this mug! you buy the truck, you get the air in the tires for F-R-E-E! Do people like these trucks? you know it! it got some bitchin stickers all up on the back of it!

SO you know its a badass truck! the things got 210,000 miles on it! trucks dont get that many miles unless you take GOOD ASS CARE OF THEM!

So here's the skinny on the bad! the tranny slips! but by slips, i mean, it still runs! i drove that thing from baytown to montrose DAILY! for like 8 months! i just moved to the trose so i could save them gas BUX! i got a smaller car w 4 cylinders of dopeness! i don't need this monster anymore! oh, its 4wd btw! so you can like drive over mountains and shit! its a 6 cylinder engine w/ 4.0 liters of FIRE BREATHING DEVIL ASS STANK POWER!

dont be lame! bring me that uncle sam cash and put some wheels up under your sexy self!
ax for LARA!"

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Lauren Wiley
Lauren Wiley

i am still in favor of "piece of shit cat"

Amanda Kinne
Amanda Kinne

Good news!!!! I know what I'm getting you for your birthday!!! And bonus- it already has butt imprints son!!!


Pasty white people mocking the patois of urban blacks is always so hilarious.

Lara Wright
Lara Wright

I am pretty gangster. ^,^ Thanks for sharing my ad.

Dat Nguyen
Dat Nguyen

eh. i've seen funnier craigslist ads. does anyone remember "Hipster Ass Hipster Bike For Sale"?

Christopher Sieg
Christopher Sieg

That's some funny s@*t!! Definitely sounds like she gots some "siggystyle" rollin' thru them veins... Hahaha

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