Dennis Rodman: 5 WWE Promos (Maybe the Only 5) That Were More Insane Than His CNN Rant


5. ULTIMATE WARRIOR
I really could have picked any Ultimate Warrior promo from about the year 1988 through 1992, where I'm fairly certain he just mad-libs in the name of whichever WWF superstar he was feuding with at the time and then spews a bunch of nonsense about the heavens and the earth and the planets and the power of the waaarrriiorrrr. I chose this one because he is going particularly nuts on Hulk Hogan, and it includes copious amounts of "Mean" Gene Okerlund sanctimoniously chastising the Warrior for how unhinged he is:


4. RANDY "MACHO MAN" SAVAGE
Again, like the Warrior, there is no shortage of YouTube footage of Randy Savage going cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs. In fact, if you put "macho man on coke" into the YouTube search engine, it actually turns up a number of available videos to watch. Apparently, the Macho Man really liked his coke! This video includes a far more subdued "Mean" Gene Okerlund:


3. "ROWDY" RODDY PIPER
Did Dennis Rodman crack a bottle over his head to make a point? I don't think so. Actually, I'm not sure Roddy Piper actually had a point, but dude damn sure did crack a bottle over his own head:


My Voice Nation Help
5 comments
Sudie Vacek
Sudie Vacek

OMG...memories....Ultimate Warrior was one of my favorite wrestlers years ago

Jaxwing
Jaxwing

When Ultimate Warrior says Hulk Hogan, it like of sounds like Lou Holtz


Jaee' Williams
Jaee' Williams

If anyone in Houston or the surrounding areas of Houston.. is looking to try or get a wax I know a full body (head to toe) wax specialist..(a waxing expert) that will come to you...if anyone is interested please inbox me for info!!!! THIS WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE!!!!

Puller58
Puller58

Rodman's time as a wrestler, actor, whatever shows that once a headcase, always a headcase.

FattyFatBastard
FattyFatBastard topcommenter

Oooooh, this sounds wonderful!  Tell me more!

Now Trending

Houston Concert Tickets

From the Vault

 

General

Loading...