Texans Kicker Saga: The Randy Bullock Era Lives On

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These guys can't kick the ball, too.
Tuesday afternoon, the Houston Texans put up a post on the team's Web site to announce that head coach Gary Kubiak was being released from the hospital, less than 48 hours removed from the frightening mini-stroke that he suffered at halftime of the 27-24 loss to the Indianapolis Colts on Sunday night.

The comments section of the post turned into a heartwarming, de facto "Get Well Soon" card to Kubiak, with dozens of Texans fans and well-wishers sending prayers along to the team's convalescing leader.

However, the Internet being the Internet, there was a small faction of commenters that infiltrated the Kubiak thoughts and prayers with their own set of thoughts (and prayers) regarding the Texans' kicker position.

You can go to the page and see for yourself or just imagine the tackiness of some of these comments scattered amid warm wishes and Bible verses:

Raymund Vinalon · Top Commenter · Alvin Community College - Alvin, Texas
"And his first question to the Texans staff outside of press earshot: "Anyone know any good kickers?" Hey...I can dream. Get well, coach. Who knows...maybe we can win 8 straight games the rest of this year...but even if we don't, at least we know we have a quarterback again."

Gary Frers · Shiner High School
"Agreed. We need a kicker. The field goals could have been the difference between a win and a loss or at least to keep the motivation going in a few of the losses. Anyone can have a bad day, but this has been going on since the beginning of the season, as was our quarterback situation. It should have been corrected a long while ago, as much as these players make. All that being said, I am a fan and supporter, win or lose."

Bob Curd · Pasadena, Texas
"We need to get rid of the Special Teams Coach also."

Josh Sixty-four Isaac · Top Commenter · Boyfriend #2 at At yo girls crib(;
"Would be more than happy to have Neil Rackers as a starting kicker again on this team and maybe work with Bullock."

It takes a special kind of nut job fan to follow-up a dozen "May The Lord bless you as you recover, Coach!"-style posts with open lamenting of the day Randy Bullock entered your life, but never let it be said that I can't serve both factions with a little follow up news on each front.

First, here is Gary Kubiak's gratitude upon leaving the hospital yesterday:

"I want to thank my family, the McNair family, the Texans organization, the doctors and staff at Houston Methodist Hospital and the entire Houston community for all the love and support we have received over the past three days. I've been through an ordeal and my focus now is to get back to good health. Doctors have told me I will make a full recovery but we have not determined when I will be cleared to return to the office. Again, thank you for the support and concern."

That's a nice statement from the head coach, typical class and dignity you'd expect from him. We all hope he's back on the sideline as soon as possible, I don't think there's any question. Gary Kubiak is a good man.

Okay, so are we good on Kubiak, loyal readers? Yes? Okay, now on to the kicker situation...

On Tuesday, the Texans brought in three kickers to try out for the team. For two of them, the Texans didn't have to dig very deep into the Rolodex, as they flirted with rekindling an old flame with Neil Rackers (2010, 2011) or Shayne Graham (2012). The third kicker was some dude named Justin Medlock, whose kicking career is so decorated that the first ten articles that come up on a Google search of his name have to do with a DUI arrest a decade ago.

Why are the Texans kicking tires on place kickers? Well, we know that answer:

Well, apparently, the Texans' threshold for kicking failure is somewhere below 62 percent because...well...this:

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Hallmark of Kubiak's regime has been the clear discomfort at having to make choices.  (Assistant coaches, players, all have to be excruciatingly bad for the the Kube to pink slip 'em.)  Now with him being on sick leave, one can imagine his family prevailing upon him to step down, and of course Wade Phillips will have the recent death of his father to guilt trip McNair into letting him be the next head coach, and as anyone knows who has kept up with Wade, he's the same difference as Kubiak.  As for Bullock, he'll likely finish the season with the Texans.  Ugh!

Robert Cuellar
Robert Cuellar

Hes paid to do a job..Anyone else who isnt performing up to standards is replaced...

Rudy Torres
Rudy Torres

Eff this dude! He sucks point blank!

Deborah Harris
Deborah Harris

My mom said Bullock looked like he wanted to cry. Everyone was probably more concerned about the coach that night than the game! At least he knows he is on the line now and better get to work on making field goals.


Bullock needs to be replaced, for sure. Not to defend his rotten aim, but look at his 3-miss games: Game 2 (Titans), misses from 50, 50 and 46 yards; Game 9 (Colts) 43, 49 and 55 yards. Those are all longer-than-average FG attempts so maybe the Texans can get a little closer before trotting out their nervous placekicker.

David Thomas
David Thomas

at least Ed Reed has a track record this guy is a rookie!

gossamersixteen topcommenter

I'm a Klein HS grad myself too, rather embarrassed he went to the same school  - but it's par for the course for an Aggie genius. 

Anthony Bernard Soriano
Anthony Bernard Soriano

This is the first intelligible, dignified proposition by online HP regarding the current state of the Texans

Tony Gutierrez
Tony Gutierrez

I guess it will take 6 blocked field goals ran back for TDs on Bullock for Kubiak to decide to bench him.

Naika Whisperwish
Naika Whisperwish

Just sit him out and get Neil Rackers. geez If I was failing at my job I'd voluntarily sit out and practice harder till I proved myself

johnnybench topcommenter

At least Bullock will be able to kick the team to a higher draft pick. 

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