Jerry Patterson's Old West Jamboree: Land Commish Wants to "Normalize the Sight of an Armed Citizen"

I get it. Come and take my rifle. VERY clever.
Current Texas Land Commissioner and Lt. Governor hopeful Jerry Patterson has been a staunch supporter of conservative causes. He recently told reporters he thought liberal states like New York and California should be kicked out of the Union. He is also is a proud concealed gun carrier, allegedly packing heat wherever he goes.

On Saturday, he is scheduled to make an appearance at a pro-gun rally outside the Alamo in San Antonio. At issue is the right to not just carry a weapon, but to do so openly. Texas allows registered citizens to carry concealed weapons, but Patterson and other advocates say they should be able to carry weapons in plain sight, including "long guns" (i.e., rifles).

The rally is in San Antonio because three open carry advocates were recently cited for carrying rifles outside a Starbucks in the city (this, in and of itself, is its own punch line). The rally promises as many as one thousand rifle-wielding Texans outside the Alamo in the center of San Antonio's downtown and tourist district. Technically, it will be breaking a city ordinance, but the police chief has agreed to suspend the law for that day.

Patterson's office forwarded what appear to be his remarks for the rally to the media and, agree or not with the argument over open carry laws, the missive is as surreal as it is, at certain moments, hilarious. Here's my personal breakdown.

The last time hundreds of Texans showed up at the Alamo with rifles, they were hailed as heroes in their stand against a tyrannical government.

Texas -- and Texans -- have changed a lot since then. But the fundamental, Constitutional right to keep and bear arms has not.

Well, yeah, but that didn't exactly end well, now did it? And saying, "Texas has changed a lot" since 1836 is a bit like saying, "This whole Internet thing seems to be pretty popular, doesn't it?"

The main goal of today's rally at the Alamo is simple: The peaceful exercise of a right we fear losing. It is legal, after all, to carry a long gun in Texas. Despite that fact, there are those who would claim otherwise under color of law. Today's demonstration is expression of that right, plain and simple.

This is a clever if bizarre argument that often comes from groups like this one -- they exist on both the left and the right, mind you. It goes something like, "There is this law that is basically going unchallenged, but we are convinced it might be at some point in the future, so we are going to protest the future, potential change before it happens."

Have there been gun restrictions? Of course. But the NRA and others have sought to convince anyone who will listen that these restrictions are simply a path for the government to show up at your door and take all your guns before throwing you in a work camp and forcing you into Ayn Rand's vision of the dystopian future.

It's a purposeful overreach designed to scare the crap out of people so badly, they will do anything to protect a right that isn't really being threatened, so much so in fact that their advocacy ends up being not just for keeping said right, but expanding it so much that it is barely relevant -- like openly carrying hunting rifles in public because millions of people are clearly dying to take their 20 gauges to the park.

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Very little journalism in this article. The state law is clear, SA's city ordinances are illegal according to 229.01. But who cares about actual facts. Not the author that is for sure. Carrying long guns is absolutely legal as well as black powder replica's. But again, who cares about facts. 


I hope I'm wrong, but I predict this attitude will spill over into stupid violence (as opposed to smart violence.) That is, some of these hotheads will become so fired up (heh) at the rally, which is sort of a controlled burn for nuts and a state politician, that they will then end up in a confrontation later with law enforcement. After all, LE is increasingly equipped with military-grade equipment that they're dying (heh) to use.

Imagine the ride back to Cut-and-Shoot when the locals stop at a, yes, Starbucks to get a cuppa and also show the flag, so to speak. 


... like openly carrying hunting rifles in public because millions of people are clearly dying to take their .20 gauges to the park...

Jeff, you're kind of mixing metaphores here. A 20 guage is a shotgun not a hunting rifle. I've never seen or heard of a .20 caliber weapon. I think this is another example of people who know little, or nothing, about guns trying to write about gun related issues.   

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@NewsDog Or a writer who was sleepy this morning and made a typo. :)  I owned one most of my life and use to go dove hunting with it when I was a kid. Finally sold it off about 5 years ago. Thanks for pointing out the error. 

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