Cowboy And Charger Fans Take Turns Breaking Bottles Over Each Other's Heads (w/ VIDEO)

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Freaking Cowboy fans.
Over the last couple seasons, I'm very fortunate in that I've had the chance to frequent some of the away venues and cities on the Houston Texans' schedule. Last season, I made road trips to both Chicago and New England. A couple seasons ago, it was Indianapolis. This weekend, it'll be San Francisco.

Of all the places I've been to so far, though, to watch our beloved Texans, the shadiest parking lot atmosphere was definitely in San Diego, where our little tailgate in the back of the main lot was plunked down next to some ink covered dudes playing NC-17 rap music loud enough so that Escondido could hear it.

And, to be clear, there were like 20,000 of "that guy."

Now, we all remember back to 2010 when the Dallas Cowboys came here to Houston, don't we? Cowboy fans came into our town and started so many fights in the parking lot (some with weapons, some without) that the Texans implemented new tailgating policies under which fans could only tailgate with a ticket to the game.

So what happens when you take the nastiest fan base in the NFL and plunk them down in the sketchiest NFL parking lot frequented by me in the last three years?

Bad things, man. Bad things.

This past Sunday, the Cowboys traveled to San Diego to take on the Chargers, and not surprisingly, there were plenty of Cowboy fans in attendance, America's team and all. Hell, given the fact that I was able to purchase tickets in the fourth row for the Monday night opener between the Chargers and Texans for 60 bucks a few hours before kickoff, it wouldn't surprise me if the Cowboys felt like the home team.

Certainly, if the video below is any indication, two things we believe to be true still are true -- a) Cowboy fans still exist (and possibly travel) in massive numbers and b) Cowboy fans are complete and total douche-ariffic troublemakers (with Charger fans acquitting themselves well on the thug scene, too).

Let's take a look...

A brief Zapruder analysis feels necessary:



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31 comments
Jimi Austin
Jimi Austin

Looks like an episode of the 3 Stooges.

Sheila Flores-Crabb
Sheila Flores-Crabb

Ugh, discusting. As a cowboys fan I hate crap like this. There is ALWAYS those jerks that think for whatever reason they can talk crap like the way they do. Makes the rest of out to look like a-holes when we aren't. I could say some choice words about other teams fans and stuff I've seen (that no one will talk about) but alas I shall stay quiet. Someone has to has some class around here.

René Espinoza
René Espinoza

Texans fans are the first idiots to want to start something all day every day

Erika Landaverde
Erika Landaverde

Carolina Vazquez this is the video i was tallking about lol

Danny Lau
Danny Lau

Texans fans don't do that only burn jerseys instead lol

seadog77471
seadog77471

Classless Dallas jock supporters showing their butts as usual.

Sandra V Meyer
Sandra V Meyer

I must start by saying I dislike the cowboys... but I have been to chargers games bc I am a TEXANS FAN!! lol but Californians are sooo arrogant, and they throw bottles at people!!!! I find it hard to believe and Texas person would do this!! there has to be more to the story! besides the people I have met over the pass year and half, 90% of Cali people are rude!! and not sports friendly! I say this is soooooooo BIAS!!!!!

Melissa Sánchez
Melissa Sánchez

Why are you guys so surprised that the HOUSTON press is for Texans and not Cowboys? Learn2read y'all.

Melissa Sánchez
Melissa Sánchez

...I keep rereading that last sentence and I really don't understand what's going on.

Joseph Tres Once Guevara
Joseph Tres Once Guevara

Weren't most if the fights at texans vs cowboys game between texans fans? Pretty sure they were.

Victor Del Rio
Victor Del Rio

The domestic violence class of 2013 who majored in "Hitting you when you're not looking".

Jess J Wells
Jess J Wells

this synopsis is freaking hilarious. love this!

ronter94
ronter94

Cowboys fans? What you really mean is ghetto Mexicans. Because that's what it really is. Raider fans and Cowboys fan. The vast majority that start trouble are blacks and mexicans. Which shouldnt shock anyone.

Stephen Wagner
Stephen Wagner

If nobody else noticed it was 2 Cowboys fans that helped the chargers fan that got actually injured by the 2nd bottle. All I'm saying is that this article is the biggest piece of biased crap I've ever read! Your team gets bad press because of jerseys being burned and so you decide to find something to pin on another team. A smart person and publication would understand the fact that entire fan bases can't be judged by the actions of individuals in them. Obviously the actions of the helpful Cowboys fans disproves your theory that all Cowboys fans are spawns of satan, so Houston Press just stop trying to right the wrong of a few texans fans. #GoCowboys

Rudy Martinez
Rudy Martinez

Ohhhh FINALLY the other Cowboys fans show up! Where were you all last week?! I was on my own all alone supportin' the boys! :-/ Whoever does the Houston press facebook page is a HUGE Texans fans.

Spencer Aleshire
Spencer Aleshire

Sounds like some butt hurt cowboy fans on here. Dont take it personal.

Doce
Doce

Yet another Houston publication writing an article about the Dallas Cowboys ... smh.

Atomix Sounds
Atomix Sounds

Cowboy fan is the reason we now have to have Tailgate Tix, effin losers.

brian_in_blax
brian_in_blax

Dude.  Don't wear your colors at Candlestick.  They will effen murder your ass up there just for the hell of it.

Margarito Ramirez Jr Chapu
Margarito Ramirez Jr Chapu

I thought it was the Houston Press and not Dallas Press? I like the line where you mention how the Cowboy fans came down to Houston and started all the fights. Deal with it! I'm a Cowboy fan and Dallas has Tony Romo for another 5 years!!! Really, you all crying about Shaub! You guys have two other good QB's... The funny thing, this guy took the time to describe every move. You have to much time in your hands if you sepnt it on watching the video over and over! You like the moms that come out on The First 48, My son is so good, he likes to read and he is innocent!

Jorge Delaflor
Jorge Delaflor

Really? Is that why there's always Texans fans fighting in the bars and at the tailgates? Get real, just because the Texans fans fights are not publicized doesn't mean they don't happen. Even the Texans fans said how surprised they were the people were so nice to them when they went up to Dallas. This is crap to try and make the Cowboys look bad, probably posted by and Texans bandwagon Jumper.

John Sczykutowicz
John Sczykutowicz

All NFL teams have fans like this. It's gotten out of control.

Verne_Lundquist
Verne_Lundquist

My view is that the most ill-behaved fans come from Oakland and Philly but you make a good case nonetheless.

Decklid
Decklid

@Joseph Tres Once Guevara Nope. Definitely not.

seadog77471
seadog77471

@Stephen Wagner Cowgirl fans proved how classless they are to the people of Houston a couple of seasons ago, coming to cause trouble but not even wanting to go to the game.

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