Texans-Chargers: 4 Winners, 4 Losers, Matt Schaub Is Mr. September!

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Milk was a bad choice.
The way that the construction of each season's NFL schedule works, every team already knows 14 of the 16 teams they will play every season from now until such time that the NFL a) expands, b) realigns, or c) gets bored and changes the way they do the schedule.

Simply put, right now each team's schedule consists of all of their division games (6 games total), a rotating crossover with one AFC division (4 games), a rotating crossover with one NFC division (4 games), and two variable games. The variable games each season are determined by the previous year's standings.

Those other two games are against the corresponding placed teams from the two AFC divisions your team is not crossing over with that season. (I know, that's a mouthful.) Using the Texans as an example, this season they play the Ravens and Patriots, because like the Texans, both won their division in 2012. The Texans cross over with the entire AFC West.

I bring this up because from now until the end of time, Texan fans looking for a good road trip should be rooting for the Chargers to be in the same slot as the Texans every season, forever, on the oft chance it results in a road trip to San Diego.


Because San Diego is awesome.

So in honor of San Diego, maybe the nicest city on earth, we dig into last night's winners and losers from the Texans opener (plus a few other things)...


4. San Diego, the city
After spending three days in San Diego, it's easy to see why so many of my fellow media members are so adamant about San Diego being part of the Super Bowl rotation. It's incredibly easy to get around, as the highway system makes everything a 15 minute drive away. (This is a big deal to people who cover the Super Bowl as oftentimes, most are forced to stay on the outskirts of town.) The weather is amazing, the food is varied and unique, there is a downtown area that is perfect for parties and bar hopping, and there's In N Out Burger! Hell, I even had a good time at the San Diego Zoo, and make no mistake, I abhor zoos. (By the way, the improvements I would make to the "zoo experience" may need their own post, and would all be frowned upon by conventional zoo goers and PETA. Just know that my zoo would have a VIP ticket that would allow the ticket holder to antagonize the animals. The "zoo experience" would be way more interesting getting to rattle cages, slingshot golf balls, and talk shit to the gorillas about how we humans have opposable thumbs.)

3. Earl Mitchell
In the box score, Mitchell's first game as a starter was just your average affair (three tackles, a couple of the solo variety), but in one of the more underrated important plays of the game, Mitchell showed why the team had the confidence to hand the reins of the starting nose tackle spot to him this offseason. Tied at 28, and with the ball 2nd and 10 on his own 16, Chargers quarterback Philip Rivers threw a swing pass to running back Ryan Mathews who had a head of steam as he turned upfield. It was a play that looked like it could be a big gainer as it evolved, and if it had been, the Chargers would have momentum, field position, and eventually a chance to take the lead. However, before Mathews could break loose into the secondary he was chased down from behind by Mitchell, who managed to keep the Chargers in a third down situation (3rd and 2), and on the next play, some J.J. Watt pressure forced an incomplete pass. From there, well....we all know from there. Back to Mitchell, though. He was a high school running back himself at North Shore, and on that play he flashed the athleticism that has many around the team excited about the upgrade at that position this season. Put simply, no chance Shaun Cody catches Ryan Mathews from behind.

2. Adam Lefkoe
Before you all waste your time rummaging through the box score trying to see if Adam Lefkoe is some obscure defensive tackle from the Chargers who perhaps made a play in the first half or something, stop. Lefkoe isn't a Charger. In fact, he's not even a football player. No, Lefkoe is a sportscaster on WHAS Channel 11 in Louisville, and he's come up with my new favorite "local sportscaster" gimmick that I've seen in quite some time. I started a couple Sundays ago with Wrestlecast (count the WWE references, including S.D. Jones!):

And it continued this past weekend with Seinfeldcast (41 references in all!):

I've already asked Lefkoe on Twitter that he let me help ghost write Sopranocast, if and when that day comes, but until that day, kudos to a local sportscaster in a medium sized market doing something memorable in the Viral Era.

1. Matt Schaub
As many of you know, I spent the better part of a few thousand words questioning Matt Schaub's intestinal fortitude, testicular fortitude, and really most any of his other fortitudes in my cover story for the Houston Press print edition last week. I'm not ready to say that I was too harsh or even that I was wrong, but I will give credit where it's due, Schaub was a man on Monday night, going 34-45 for 346 yards and three touchdown passes. This, however, is where I issue not so much a word of caution as it is a statement of fact -- nothing will matter for most Texans fans as pertains to Schaub until he wins a big game in January. Just the harsh reality of the position he plays and the amped up expectations of the fan base. (Put another way, Texan fans all remember how warm and fuzzy they felt about Schaub after the Denver game last September, too, and I would guess there's a bit of a "fool me once" thing going on. I'll know more when I get on the radio today.)

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The post mortem of the game is that the Texans had to struggle to beat a lesser team.  That bodes ill for match ups with more elite squads.


Honorable Mention for Loser of the week is Drunken Charger Fan at Wet Willies who decided to interrupt Sports Sunday! Great Read Seany, and Great seeing you in San Diego! Go Texans, and Great job to the Texans Nation and the Traveling Texans, Look-em Up on Facebook!

Cecil Johnson
Cecil Johnson

Uh that newscaster makes my ears bleed. Trying to re-invent what Chris Berman has made and art form.

gossamersixteen topcommenter

Schaub is a statue, when he does move it's pathetically slow or he dumps the ball out of bounds without any rhyme or reason. He is not a superbowl caliber QB in the NFL. And what's worse is Yates isn't much better, the only one with good legs and a good arm is Keenum and Kubiak in all his supposed wisdom relegated him to 3rd string. Either we win this year or both Kubiak and Schaub will be looking for new jobs.


@gossamersixteen The problem with Schaub is Kubiak emotionally invested in a QB who reminded him of himself when he was backing up Elway in Denver.  So he ignores the fact that he's trying run the old Broncos offense with Bernie Kosar instead of John Elway.  Yates' performance in the 2011 campaign showed deer in the headlights tendencies.  (Almost like Schaub.)  Keenum will only start if the other two go down.

gossamersixteen topcommenter

@aaronhernandez @gossamersixteen How am I an idiot when everything said is quantified and a fact. An idiot is those with trollish comments and insults without any basis for your opinion. Sorry to be the one who rained on your parade..

healthy skeptic
healthy skeptic

@aaronhernandez @gossamersixteen We could let Keenum start.  After all, look at the improvement John Skelton/Max Hall/whoever else offerred over Kolb last year in the desert.  We could go 2-14 too.  HUGE UPGRADE.

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