Biggest Loser v 8.0 -- This Ridiculous Arkansas Football Fan
The Internet and technology in 2013 are awesome.
I mean, who would have thought a decade ago that we would have the capability of gazing into our very own video camera (on our phones, no less!), busting out an a capella rendition of a homemade ode to our favorite college football team and then uploading it to our very own Web channel so that viewers everywhere could
destroy us give us feedback?
It's an amazing time we live in. Never have your 15 minutes of fame been more available to you, and in so many forms, than today.
However, for some people, the Internet and all its accoutrements can be a loaded gun, which brings us into our latest entry on my Biggest Loser list, which frankly is just a few entrants away from being its own bona fide Hall of Fame.
Just a refresher (with links!) to previous winners of this glorious "Hair Balls" distinction:
Biggest Loser, v 1.0 -- Brewer Lawn Ornament Hoarder
Biggest Loser, v 2.0 -- (Then-) Dallas Cowboys WR Roy Williams
Biggest Loser, v 3.0 -- Luther Campbell
Biggest Loser, v 4.0 -- Jeff Toole
Biggest Loser, v 5.0 -- Washington Wizards Chris Singleton
Biggest Loser, v 6.0 -- Tattooed Yankee Fan Carlos Sturgus
Biggest Loser, v 7.0 -- Tyreke Evans
Which brings us to our latest "honoree"...America, meet Wesley Wells! (Not to be confused with former Carolina Panthers tight end and underrated fantasy threat Wesley Walls.)
Wesley is an Arkansas Razorback football fan, this much is obvious. He's a really, really big Arkansas Razorback fan, and apparently an even bigger fan of new Arkansas head football coach Bret Bielema. So big a fan, in fact, that he is paying the highest completely unacceptable tribute that one man can pay to another -- a public YouTube video of him singing a tribute song to Bielema, who, mind you, is 0-0 right now as Arkansas head coach.