Michael Brown: He Was Quietly Released from Jail Last Week

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Jail is for suckas! [Not a recent photo]
It was truly a Good Friday for ex-hand surgeon Michael "She Had a Nice Ass, and I Was Hard" Brown, who was released from Harris County Jail March 28 after serving about 20 days of his 180-day sentence.

Although Harris County Family Court Judge Sheri Dean denied Brown's request for an early release March 25 (based in part of the ex-doc's claim that he contracted e. coli However, Dean said she would not oppose an early release if attorneys for both Brown and his estranged wife reconciled hundreds of thousands of dollars in back attorneys' fees. A court worker confirmed for Hair Balls this morning that Brown was released, but could not provide more information. (A spokesperson for the Harris County Sheriff's Office also stated Brown had been released "by the order of the court" March 28.)

We weren't able to reach Rachel Brown's attorneys this morning for further explanation, and Michael Brown's lawyer never talks to us, which, like, totally hurts our feelings and stuff.

We're just glad that Brown was able to celebrate Easter with....well, we're not sure who with. Certainly not any of the children from his current or previous marriage. Maybe a young stripper?

God, it's great to be filthy rich, ain't it?

Be sure to heck out our ongoing Michael Brown coverage.

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If ever any man deserved to have a hit put on him, Brown is the guy.  What a total ass-hat.  The judge who released him should be held accountable if this douchebag does a single ounce of damage to another living soul.  Maybe the guy will take advantage of his newfound freedom and make the planet a better place by taking his own life.


He who has the money makes the rules.

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This isn't some April Fool's fuckery, is it? The guy is a real public menace.


I am appalled the courts released him. granted, they earn 2 or 3 days for 1, but he still didn't spend his time


@sancho he does have a family, and a mother and a sister that do love him.  So putting a hit on someone is not a nice thing to say. and you cant belive everything you read on.  Would you want a someone to put a hit on someone you love..      He never killed anyone, so he has made bad choice but mainly bad choice on marrying white trash and get preg have his kids just foer the money, and that is what they all did.. 


@turth @sancho I agree that it's not nice to say, but he is not a good person and should remain in jail. If you truly know him, then you know he has no relation with his mother or the sister that caused him of raping her AND he didn't attend the funeral of his other sister and brother-in-law that were killed in an accident. It's hard to have any sympathy for him ...but he is a human being no matter what right? Well so are the women he is abusing and beating with bedpost. They have families too that love them. You need a reality check!

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