For Spring Break: The 10 Weirdest Condom-Related Items on Etsy & eBay

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Wrap that rascal, my good man.
Spring Break is on the horizon, beginning for some people this weekend.

College kids will head to spots in Texas or Florida, cram themselves into motel rooms, hope they don't get so drunk they pass out and wake up with their faces transformed into a piece of Sharpie art, and just have fun.

Which means sex. Which means condoms, good Lord.

As a public service, we searched eBay and Etsy for condom-related stuff, and luckily our search was rewarded with these ten gems:

10. The least intimidating Viking ever.
Look, getting laid for the first time can be nerve-wracking, what with all the worrying about whether you're doing it right or not. But we don't think anyone looks as frightened and shaken at the thought of sex as this Viking. Don't let him throw you off your game, whatever you do.

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