Twitter War! The Iron Sheik Calls Out Arian Foster!
Sheik suggested Arian eat some animal feces....
...and then hit him with the ultimate finisher, the Camel Clutch of Sheik Twitter insults, he equated Arian Foster to Hulk Hogan....
The@arianfoster and hulk hogan I beat the fuck out of both them with their night light— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 8, 2013
It was about this time that the Sheik-a-maniacs were coming out of the woodwork, apparently offering up some "eat dog shit" appetizers to Foster to go with the Sheik's main course:
What's worse is he has his little minions brainwashed with his corny sayings talking to me.— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) February 8, 2013
Ultimately, Arian Foster did the disappointing (to me, at least) but prudent thing, and let the Sheik be:
I'm going to go read. I got dumber entertaining that bullshit.— Arian Foster (@ArianFoster) February 8, 2013
And just like that, the Twitter dream match we'd all been hoping for ended with a resounding thud. That's the bad news.
The good news is that the Iron Sheik could get back to tormenting Dwight Howard, and that's a cause that all of us, American or Iranian, can get behind...
Dog shit better than the Shane Battier but the Shane Battier better than the Dwight Howard rice crispy dick— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 9, 2013
This video make me laugh real not like laugh at dog shit Dwight Howard. The Deandre real funnyordie.com/videos/458f17e... you watch or go fuck yourself— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 9, 2013
Dwight Howard win the Grammys for biggest piece of dog shit— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 9, 2013
Dwight Howard show people today if he have bigger raisin balls than the Chris Bosh no good motherfucker— The Iron Sheik (@the_ironsheik) February 10, 2013
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