Seven ZERO Time NBA All-Stars Who Made More in Career Earnings Than Michael Jordan

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Erick Dampier out-earned Michael Jordan? Yep.
I once had a boss who told me "The only thing worse than being underpaid is being overpaid." Looking back, perhaps he was trying to send a message to me personally, but the general message was this -- making too much money makes one utterly expendable.

That's a fine notion, and in most walks of life, where contracts are either non-guaranteed or nonexistent, it works. However, in the NBA, where virtually every penny of every contract is guaranteed upon signature, being overpaid is sheer bliss!

Now, you could make a case that the most underpaid players in the NBA are some of the highest paid players. With league-imposed ceilings creating maximum contract values, the true superstars, the ones whose presences exponentially multiply profit margins generated by television ratings and ticket/merchandise sales, are grossly underpaid, even with maximum-level deals.

LeBron James, Kobe Bryant, Kevin Durant, a handful of others -- $15 million, $20 million, $25 million per year doesn't begin to do justice to the effect these players have on the intrinsic value of their teams and the league as a whole.

To that end, perhaps no player in league history was more underpaid than Michael Jordan.

Now, to be clear, when I refer to Michael Jordan as "underpaid," I'm strictly referring to the checks that he cashed from the Chicago Bulls and Washington Wizards as an NBA player. I fully realize that Jordan dwarfed his own basketball income (and the gross national product of several third world countries) with his off-the-court income streams -- Nike, Gatorade, and the endless list of other products he endorsed.

I also realize that with a basketball-related income totaling nearly nine figures that none of us should be crying the blues for Michael Jordan. This post is more meant to be one more way to illustrate just how out of whack the NBA's economic system has been for years, and continues to be today: average to below average players, guys who are utterly replaceable and have never put one ass in a seat or drawn one set of eyeballs to the television, making nearly as much as the superstars.

It's messed up. It's basketball socialism, really.

Back to Jordan, during his nearly two decades of on-again, off-again playing in the league he took in an estimated grand total of $90,235,000. And actually, nearly two thirds of that came in just two seasons -- $30,140,000 in 1996-1997 and $33,140,000 in 1997-1998, Jordan's final two seasons with the Bulls. (Those numbers come from Jordan's profile, and it appears that the information is not totally complete, but the missing pieces don't move the needle much. In short, $90,235,000 is close enough to illustrate the point of this post.)

So to us average Joes $90,235,000 sounds like a lot, the same way LeBron James' $16,022,500 salary in 2011-2012 sounds like a lot. But much the same way that Joe Johnson's 2011-2012 salary of $18,038,573 should provide some perspective on LeBron's "underpaid-ness," so too should the career earnings of the following seven players, all of whom made more total salary in their NBA careers than Michael Jordan, all of whose careers overlapped at least partially with Jordan's (so time value of money is not a major issue here), and all of whom had the same number of All-Star game appearances.


NONE of these guys ever played in an NBA All-Star game. Check out these names:

7. Erick Dampier
Career Earnings: $97,963,871

I scour Dampier's bio and try to unearth reasons why he somehow managed to make almost $100 million in salary in his sixteen year career. I mean, he averaged less than eight points and less than eight rebounds for his career, and he was never an elite shot blocker. As best I can tell, Dampier got paid for two reasons: 1) He was (and presumably still is) really, really tall (lucky sperm club!), and 2) he had his one season of averaging a double-double in his contract year in Golden State (2003-2004) and that was about the time Mark Cuban started dishing out $50 million contracts to anything that moved, including Dampier who could barely move.

6. Damon Stoudamire
Career Earnings: $99,672,198

After being tagged as the first pick in the history of the Toronto Raptors organization by Isiah Thomas (which, in retrospect, should have been an immediate red flag), Stoudamire decided to spread his wings at the end of his rookie deal and take an $80 million deal from the Portland Trail Blazers, where he became one of the many faces of the most gangsta collection of professional athletes not wearing silver and black. As it turns out, Stoudamire left his best basketball behind in Toronto, having peaked at age 23. (Quick Rockets-related aside: Houston fans will remember Stoudamire nearly being the final piece of the Olajuwon/Drexler/Barkley Rockets in 1998, but trade talks with Toronto fell through. Instead, the Rockets wound up committing to Matt Maloney for the next fifty years or so. Ouch.)

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Antoine Walker should be added as an exception, he never should have made an All Star team!!! (What did that guy do well besides brick shots, pretend he was a guard and play no D?)

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Staudomire was only a trade after the Brent Price debacle, but we would've all accepted Damon that year.  Maloney was an absolute joke on the floor.


Good job getting Mad Max on the horn this morning.  I missed most of the interview, but caught the tail end.  He was definitely kryptonite to MJ, but MJ is the GOAT and I'm sure he would've "worked it out" with Max over a long series.  Not that the Bulls had any answer for Dream...What could've been.

I remember running into Max a couple of times...Once he was in the County jail and I worked at the courthouse.  I knew he was going to be in court that day so I brought my '94 Rockets Championship cap and had him sign it.  All of the inmates he was holed up with were having him sign their Bibles and whatever.

Another time I saw him at the Cornbread's pool hall (RIP) behind Westheimer near the Beltway.  He liked to play pool.  I would have asked him to play for money but he had just been named an alleged conspirator in a forged $20 bill ring.  Didn't seem like the best time to try to hustle him at the time.

Robert Horry use to go to that pool room, mostly after his days with the Lakers/Spurs, or maybe during the offseason.  He had this silver Ferrari and it was unbelievable how someone so tall could get so low to the ground in that car.  I'd give him shit and ask him how he fit in there each time I saw him.  He just laughed.


And if you use the more complex formula of "Number of All-Star appearances minus number of innocent people wasted with a shotgun," then Jayson Williams makes the list.

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