The 10th Anniversary of the Shuttle Columbia Disaster: Worst Hoax Ever

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The patch from the fatal flight
Today is the tenth anniversary of the explosion of the space shuttle Columbia, which blew apart as it was gliding across Texas to a Florida landing.

All seven crew members died, and Texans were poking around the Piney Woods for weeks looking for debris.

NASA is keeping a low profile for the anniversary, which is its "Day of Remembrance" that includes other space-related disasters. There's a memorial page, and President Obama has issued a statement:

Ten years ago, seven brave astronauts gave their lives in the name of exploration when America's first flight-ready space shuttle, Columbia, failed to return safely to Earth. Each year, on NASA's Day of Remembrance, we honor the crew of that Columbia flight, as well as those of Challenger and Apollo 1, and all the members of the NASA family who gave their lives in the pursuit of expanding our Nation's horizons in space-a cause worthy of their sacrifice and one we must never forget.

As with any NASA foul-up, conspiracy theories bloomed, and Columbia has a doozy.

No, it wasn't that Nostradamus predicted it all. Although, as with anything bad that happens in human experience, a purported prophecy quickly circulated:

In the mission of the first blue star
a child of the Holy Land among the seven shall perish
as the ship descends heaven's sky
the lone star bescattered with wreckage.

We're not sure if that last line is the result of ebonics or bad writing, but the Nostradamus prediction was quickly shown to be a hoax.

Other rumors in the wake of the crash centered on the fact that Columbia was carrying the first astronaut from (gasp!) Israel. E-mailers swiftly made the logical jump that ergo the Columbia was carrying super-secret Zion weaponry, which mistakenly blew up as Allah's retribution or something.

No, the worst hoax was one that gave the world a hilarious picture, supposedly of the explosion at the exact moment it happened. An Israeli satellite (those Jews again!) supposedly was in the area, snapping away, and allegedly took this photo:

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8 comments
Rhonda Hare
Rhonda Hare

~ My daily details are fuzzy on this one, but I VERY clearly remember the where & when of Challenger. Both so sad, but watching Challenger happen live in elementary school was quite traumatic.

chatalain
chatalain

History really can be fun! Ask Cheney, Rumsfeld, even Schlesinger.

ppater11
ppater11

Nothing like reading old news and comments by retards.

FattyFatBastard
FattyFatBastard topcommenter

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