Joel Osteen's Mega-Watt Grin Can't Keep Houston Within the Bible Belt, Survey Says

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The left side of the country doesn't really care either way, apparently.
Every week, Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church sermons reach over seven million viewers across the world. The Second Baptist Church Houston, the largest Baptist church in the largest Baptist nation, hosts a weekly attendance pushing 25,000. The Woodlands Church -- pulling those from Humble, Katy, and Tomball -- boasts one of the fastest-growing five-figure membership bodies in the country.

It may not be the main buckle in the Bible Belt, but Houston has long presented an important hub for Christian fellowship in America. And, as the fourth-largest city in the States, it's long posted an anomalous presence, melding the heathen-based trappings of a major city with the heaven-based core of its Confederate history. Outreach Magazine, the preferred dead-tree weekly of those who prefer a Living God, annually lists five Houston-area mega-churches within its "Top 100 Churches in America" compendium. Bible and barbecue still reigned.

Now, though, that impression needs a re-think. As the population's boomed -- as the loops metastasize, as the diversity balloons -- it seems that that mid-century brand of Houston as a Bible-based bastion may be starting to crack.

On Wednesday, the American Bible Society released its list of the "96 Most Bible-Minded Cities" in America. Plugging phone and online interviews with over 42,000 respondents, the folks at ABS -- an interdenominational non-profit founded in 1816 -- searched for those who had read the Bible within the previous week, and who agreed "strongly in the accuracy of the Bible." Melding the two responses, ABS plugged a formula that then spit out a percentage of those considered "Bible-minded."

"We wanted to marry two things: what people feel about the Bible, but also with what they've done with it -- if it's presented a day-to-day experience of transformation in their life," Geof Morin, ABS's chief communications officer, told me.

The top of the list should come as little surprise. Knoxville, Shreveport, and Chattanooga, Tenn., grab the podium, with Birmingham and Jackson, Miss., rounding out the top five. The Bible Belt trounces, as expected. And the Northeast -- with the aptly-named Providence, R.I., pulling up the rear -- round out the bottom of the pack.

But as you peruse the rest of the ranks -- Nashville, at No. 14; Memphis, at No. 23; Atlanta, at No. 28 -- you start to realize that, over a third of the way in, Houston's nowhere to be seen.

There's Dallas, at No. 27. There's San Antonio, at No. 33. There's New Orleans ­-- New Orleans -- at No. 36.

It's only at No. 39, along with Dayton, Ohio, that Houston finally crops up. Just in the top-40, with 32 percent of respondents claiming that they maintain some form of Bible-mindedness. Nearly halfway through, barely beating out godless Austin and philistine Philadelphia and lecherous West Palm Beach.

"We'd had this perception that the Bible Belt was monolithic, at least in terms of Bible readership," Morin said. "But it's just not. We've started calling it more of a Bible Polka Dot -- it's spottier than we thought it would be. Houston's just within the top-40, so the presence of these strong ministries, even with these mega-churches, doesn't mean what people might think it would."

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I guess this is good news but as long as huge percentage of people still believe in a magic sky wizard that can telepathically read your mind who demands constant praise, who has the power but does nothing to stop the multitude of injustices daily then we need push for change. I am an atheist not because a lack of faith but a series of conclusions, based on logic and reasoning

Evan Clayson
Evan Clayson

How is SLC just before NYC at number 84?


It's not just the decline in church membership that I find interesting. It's the way these churches are changing. A lot of them now think of themselves as a brand, and proselytizing is now more like marketing. Christianity, Inc. is the new norm. Not sure that's what the founder of the faith intended.

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Houston is one of the melting pots. There won't be a belt of any sort when the mixture of cultures are mixed. There is no culture here any longer if there ever was one which is why it's compared to NY so much. It's not a traditional southern/Texas city. If you want to see traditional or a place more Texan like, look elsewhere.

Rhonda Hare
Rhonda Hare

~ I knew we weren't whenever I was able to say (in a legal sense) that I do in-home parties & sell "sex toys" rather than "adult novelties." HOORAAAAY! Side Note: J.O. gives my intuition the super creeps.

April Emore
April Emore

Who said Osteen was a Biblical preacher?

David Losoya
David Losoya

Forgive us for being progressive and preserving culture and identity.

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