J.J. Watt Wedding Cake? Yes, J.J. Watt Wedding Cake!!



I mean, this J.J. Watt mountain of decadence makes my groom's cake look like one of those Hostess chocolate cupcakes with the swirl of white frosting in top. This cake is delightfully excessive.

2. This J.J. Watt cake beats the hell out of the Mario Williams piñatas that Texan fans had been using at their kids' birthday parties. Oh wait...I was the only one doing that? Oh. Sorry.

1. One last thing: I had a chance to interview J.J. Watt last week on Radio Row at the Super Bowl in New Orleans. We talked about the work he does with so many charities, his friendship with the Berry kids, and even his aforementioned faux wedding to the tearful six-year-old girl. In short, J.J. Watt is awesome, so awesome that it visibly bothers him that he can't get to every request for his time (requests which number in the hundreds per month, I'm sure). He even said as much. That said, I'm 1000 percent certain J.J. now knows about this cake, so would it surprise anybody when Stephanie Poe and her husband get a signed jersey or football to put in the game room of their Newlywed Manor? The clock is ticking, you know this is happening.

The clock is also ticking on Stephanie Poe's marriage to her new husband Nathan. Single, male, hungry Texan fans everywhere wait impatiently. For cake.

(h/t to bustedcoverage.com)

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Sancho
Sancho

Dude better enjoy it while he can.  We all know things change after the wedding.  He might have had a JJ Watt cake, but before he knows, she'll have him going to Home and Garden show on Sunday afternoon rather than actually watching the Texans.  And she'll always have this cake as leverage- 'honey you have to take me to (insert any un-manly event here). Remember how I let you have that JJ Watt groom's cake?" Poor bastard will never know what hit him.

Angela Wright
Angela Wright

Would be nice to know who actually made the cake. Bakers name please. Can't believe you didn't even give any credit to the bakery/baker who made this cake.

Rebecca Ellen
Rebecca Ellen

It's odd looking but what an awesome groom's cake. Oh and JJ does know about this -- he has even visited with Stephanie (the Mr. wasn't at home). Superman left an autographed football and a video message for the groom.

Kristen Kimira Scott
Kristen Kimira Scott

Creepy. That's the first word that popped into my mind when I saw this on the news.

Kylejack
Kylejack topcommenter

So all female readers 18 - 95 are straight, and attracted to white, athletic guys named J.J. Watt, and are also all moms you would like to fuck? If it's a joke, I don't get it.

Kylejack
Kylejack topcommenter

@SanchoWell, those seem like some unhealthy assumptions about marriage and gender.

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