Coco Brown: Porn Star Will Blast Into Space, And We Find NASA Mission Names For The Ensuing X-Rated Film

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6. GOES-N:What? Something "goes in"? We can't imagine what it could be, but we'll stick around to see.


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JFK, just being honest
5. GEOTAIL: Man, it is widely known, will go to any lengths to chase tail. (Obscure historical note: Most people think John Kennedy said at Rice, "We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard."

He actually said, "We choose to go after these women in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because I am hard.")


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Unfortunately, not Ella Fitzgerald's type of scat

4. SCAT: Whatever you do, don't read the Urban Dictionary's definition of "scat." (It's nowhere near NASA's take on the term.) Just know that the world of porn takes in many, many dark alleys where you wish you hadn't gone.


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julianbajsel
julianbajsel

$100K seems relatively inexpensive for a ticket to space, considering just a few years ago the cost was in the $10-20MM ballpark to be an astro-tourist.  Something about that number seems off.

chetbellman
chetbellman

@julianbajsel  Dude, fuel costs have fallen, jet propulsion efficiency has increased, and hey she's a celeb with a pack of goofy photogs who have split the costs.

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