Texans-Bengals: 4 Winners, 4 Losers, Playoff Edition

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In the grand scheme of things, none of us really wanted to be there at Reliant Stadium on Saturday. Yes, the NFL is awesome, and we love our Texans, and it was (cue hokey Clay Walker voice) football time in Hoooussston!! But up until the time Christian Ponder was scrambling around the Texans' defense like the second coming of Fran Tarkenton in Week 16, the expectation was for this past weekend to be a weekend of rest (for everybody -- the Texans, the media, Toro) and then we'd go to work on the winner of the Ravens and Colts next weekend.

But it didn't work out that way. Losses in Weeks 16 and 17 of the regular season made yesterday's game against the Bengals a reality, a nerve racking football sequel to Ground Hog Day with virtually the same cast of characters as last season's playoff game between these two teams, save one major cast change -- in place of T.J. Yates, playing the role of "Texans' quarterback" was regular starter Matt Schaub.

And in a Texans' 19-13 victory, a game that was much closer than it should have been, the quarterback is probably a good place to start this week's edition of "4 Winners, 4 Losers":


4. Matt Schaub, survivor
Make no mistake, this game was way closer than it needed to be. The Texans more than doubled the Bengals in total yardage (420 to 198), held the ball for nearly 39 minutes on offense, and converted nearly fifty percent of their third downs (8 for 17). The failures in the red zones could have killed this team (and we will discuss those more in just a second), and Schaub certainly shoulders a lot of the blame there. But considering how the last month of the season has gone, and the huge "Is he a big game quarterback?" cloud that's been hanging over Schaub's head all season, merely holding serve yesterday in his first playoff game and going to the podium a winning quarterback in a January game had to privately be huge relief to Schaub and his ultra-supportive teammates, even if publicly they profess to support him unconditionally.

3. Johnathan Joseph
How do you know you've established your reputation as a star player in the league? Well, when you're selected as a Pro Bowl starter and those who follow you closely (Texan fans, media) are a little surprised. Joseph was selected a Pro Bowl starter a week or so ago, but anyone who's watched the Texans this season week to week knows for much of 2012 he's been a fraction of the player he was last season, largely due to injuries. Well, Joseph was stellar on Saturday. He gave up one big play down the field to A.J. Green where he had no safety help, and he probably caught a break in the last couple minutes on Andy Dalton's third down overthrow to Green in the end zone, but he tackled well, had two passes defended, and a monster pick in the third quarter to set up the field goal that put the Texans up two scores at 19-10. (Not to be confused with the Texans' five billion other field goals on Saturday.)

2. Arian Foster, the offensive line, that whole "predicated on the running game" deal
With 140 yards on 32 carries, Arian Foster became the first player to go over 100 yards in each of his first three playoff games. That's nice. The really nice part is that Foster's game signified some basis for optimism that the Texans will be able to move the ball on the ground against the Patriots next weekend. Brandon Brooks has been getting a lot more playing time lately, and he's looked good (outside of a red zone holding penalty on Saturday). This matters greatly because at 330 pounds, Brooks is much better equipped to take on Patriots' nose tackle Vince Wilfork, whose performance in the Monday night game back in December still has Ben Jones' family searching Foxboro for some of Ben's body parts.

1. J.J. Watt and that defense
I'm trying to articulate the performance of the Texans' defense in a way that Texans' fans will best understand. Um, how about this? The Texans' defense made Andy Dalton look like Matt Schaub over the last month of the 2012 season! Yeah, THAT bad, right? The Bengals were 0 for 9 on third down, which is the equivalent of getting "no hit" in the MLB playoffs. And how do you know J.J. Watt is really good? Well, he led the team with five solo tackles, batted down two passes, had a sack and two tackles for loss...and it felt like just your normal, average "J.J." game. I've done the math, and if Mario Williams is worth $96 million then J.J. Watt is worth roughly $3.6 billion. Crunch the numbers, it's true.

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Come on, we can play the "Not Schaub's fault, Not Schaub's fault" game and rationalize every poor performance of his over the last month (he probably does this as well!)

It doesn't change the fact that while Arian Foster and the defense played championship-level football, Schaub looked terrified and overwhelmed. Everybody else raised their game, the O-Line gave Schaub the best pass protection he's got all season (against a very good defense!), and under pressure he regressed to the guy that can't establish a rhythm, can't convert third downs, can't execute in the red zone.

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