Six Examples of How James Harden Follows in the Tradition of Great Rockets Hair

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When the Houston Rockets acquired James Harden in late October, General Manager Daryl Morey finally found the superstar that he longed for. Houston would go on to post billboards around the city featuring Harden with the caption, "The Beard Has Landed!" So far, Harden has delivered, as he is one of the best in scoring, steals and getting to the line, making him a shoo-in for next month's NBA All-Star Game.

He also holds the title of the league's best beard (sorry, Ronny Turiaf). Harden, and his beard, follow a long line of Rockets whose luxurious locks and grizzly facial hair had fans asking how they could maintain such beauty. Here are a few examples.

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Mike Newlin (71-79)
When the Rockets relocated from San Diego to Houston, they brought along with them newly drafted Mike Newlin. Newlin, a key piece to a team that would feature future hall-of-famers Moses Malone and Calvin Murphy, was a solid swingman with his best season coming in 1976, averaging 18.6 points and 5.6 rebounds. However, he had something that separated him from other swingmen in the '70s: Samson-like hair combined with a gnarly beard. He had the look of a barbarian, approaching each game as if it were a fight to death (kind of like Nikola Pekovic). His steady contributions helped bring the Rockets into relevance. Who knows, maybe he could've saved that piece of crap TV show Cavemen. Probably not.

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Dwight Jones (76-79)
In '76, the Rockets acquired former Houston Cougar Dwight Jones from the Atlanta Hawks. Statistically, he was nothing remarkable. But he did bring the '70s style to the team, as he rocked a perfectly rounded afro and thick mutton chops that made Clyde Frazier smirk. After getting waived by the Rockets, he played for the Chicago Bulls and had a cup of tea with the Los Angeles Lakers before calling it a career, and is now taking gigs as ?uestlove of the Roots.

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Paul Mokeski (79-80)
The Paul Mokeski era in Houston is something probably no one remembers. He was a second-round pick by the Rockets, played 12 games and, at the end of the year, the Rockets sent him to the Detroit Pistons. But dammit, he had the look that would definitely put butts in seats. He had a gorgeous white-guy afro to go along with the quintessential '70s porn star mustache. After trading Mokeski, the Rockets had a brief drought in gorgeous hair. They have since learned their lesson.

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FattyFatBastard topcommenter

Dressed up in a Scola wig in high school?  So you're 19, then?

FattyFatBastard topcommenter

@jeffbalke I'M too young to know about those guys.  Extremely obscure references, as well.  If you're going to spoon-feed the kid, at least be up front and open about it.

jeffbalke topcommenter

@FattyFatBastard @jeffbalke So, he's too young to know about these guys, that's what you are saying? Fair enough. Then I assume you will NEVER again comment about anything or anyone that was before your time. Deal?

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