Last-Minute Christmas: Ten Odd Gifts from CVS to Solidify Your Standing as Resident Black Sheep

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6. Shake Weight

For your hot, exercise-obsessed cousin who you went to high school with and who told everyone you were a virgin, tell her you heard about this new exercise trend. Ask her to demonstrate, videotape it and post it on her Facebook page in slow motion set to porn music. Zing!

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