Last-Minute Christmas: Ten Odd Gifts from CVS to Solidify Your Standing as Resident Black Sheep


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7. Conair Body Benefits Compact Heated Massager

For your old, bitchy Aunt Gertrude who is always complaining about everything. Tell her you got her this to "help her relax." When she sees it and begins to think it's thoughtful, say, "It's also great for your vagina." That should give her a holly jolly Christmas.

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