A Very Knitted Christmas: 15 Bizarre Handmade Christmas Ornaments on Etsy


5. Thumb

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I think the bow adds a nice touch to this...WHAT THE HELL, IT'S A THUMB!


4. Swingin Dick Cheney Ceramic Porcelain Ornament with Teeny Gold Luster Handcuffs

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Perhaps a humorous gag gift for the conservative in your life or just a creepy, creepy way to add Dick Cheney to your holiday celebration.


3. Eyeblob

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DEAR GOD MAKE IT STOP LOOKING AT ME!


2. Taxidermy Hamster

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Aw, it's a cute little hamster and it looks so real...HOLY SHIT! THAT THING WAS ALIVE ONCE!


1. Tampon...used

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This is not the only tampon ornament I found on Etsy, surprisingly. It is the only one I saw that appeared to have been used. For only three bucks, you too can hang the grossest thing ever on your tree. Happy Birthday, Jesus!



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Houston Press
Houston Press

Oh man, Khloe Morris, just fell into the Regretsy black hole...

Khloe Morris
Khloe Morris

Try Regretsy.com it's a hilariously bad collection of things off that site.

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