Johnny "Football" Manziel Can Speak! Texas A&M QB Talks to the Media

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Johnny Football speaks!
Throughout the 2012 football season, with the scintillating wins and the crazy improvised plays piling up, the question had been frequently asked by Texas A&M fans, college football junkies, and media alike -- "Is there anything Johnny Manziel can't do?"

Well, up until Monday afternoon, the one thing that Aggie head coach Kevin Sumlin hadn't allowed Manziel (nor any freshman, per team policy) to do is speak to the media, so I suppose technically the answer to the aforementioned question was "Yes. He can't speak publicly to the media about football."

However, there is a Heisman Trophy to be won here, and with the campaign for that particular award being some odd lovechild of "college football meets presidential election," the Aggies unmuzzled "Johnny Football" on a Monday teleconference and finally allowed the media to hear that he has a functioning voice box.

The nearly one hour session consisted predominantly of softball questions from Texas media members with some national college football heavyweights mixed in. To give you an idea of how fluffy the questions were, if you're keeping track at home, the "Johnny Football" question scoreboard looked something like this:

Questions about video games: 4
Questions about his arrest last summer: 0

A few nuggets of interest from the teleconference:

On if he could have dreamt this type of season: "This season has been incredibly surreal and beyond my wildest imagination. But it's a true testament to how this team has grown each and every week, because without those guys, my individual success wouldn't mean anything."

On the Heisman Trophy: "It's something you dream about, sitting there creating all these video games when you're a kid and putting up crazy numbers. It's something you can only sit back and dream about. It's the biggest award in college football."

On his free wheeling playing style: "I never really intend to go out and run around and freelance. It's an instinct that just takes over. I'd love to take a three-step drop, get the ball out and not have to worry about running around in circles. In the preseason here, we heard all the things we couldn't do and had a list of things we couldn't do. It's something I heard and something the team heard."

Additionally, Manziel was effusive in his praise of his offensive line, the student body, Aggies everywhere, and the baby Jesus. (I added that last one.) In short, mission accomplished.

And in case you're wondering, here are a few questions that didn't get asked that I'd love to know the answer to:

1. Johnny, why are you shirtless on your mugshot from last summer's fake ID arrest?

2. Johnny, what name did you use on your fake ID? Did you use the same name on your Louisiana fakey as you did your Texas fakey? (Yes, Manziel carries a spare fake ID. I might vote for him for the Heisman based on that alone.)

3. Johnny, how does it feel to pass Billy Liucci in the "Gets Most Tail in College Station" race so early in your career?

4. Johnny, my colleague Travis Rodgers says you're not a "face man." Is that why this press conference is being done over the phone?

5. Johnny, last but certainly not least, the 50-something woman with the big cans who sang that "Johnny Football" song.....um, would ya?

(Actually, kudos to Jerome Solomon of the Houston Chronicle for asking specifically about that video, not once but twice! Turns out Manziel hasn't seen it, which made my "Would ya" question moot.)

As I alluded to earlier, the school likely saw this session as a necessary final step in Manziel's campaign for college football's most coveted (and easily most flawed) award. Oddly enough, for an award that claims to be given to the nation's "most outstanding college football player" each season, things like likability, congeniality, and your "cliche per minute" efficiency all actually factor in with far too many of the voters.

Put differently, when you hear people saying that Notre Dame linebacker (and likely Heisman runner-up to Manziel) Manti Te'o stands a puncher's chance of winning the award because he will "carry the Heisman vote in the Northeast, Midwest, and West," then your award (a) probably has way too many people voting on it and (b) probably has way too many regional biases baked into the voting.

(That said, if the Heisman were unveiled using Election Night style coverage, with different precincts checking in, with each candidate having a cheesy, smiling avatar picture as the states take on the team colors of the leading vote getter --- well, let's just say I'd watch that. From beginning to end.)

So the suspense is over. Johnny Manziel speaks English, and pretty fluently as it turns out. With "Johnny Football" sitting at -500 to win the award right now on the board in Vegas, that was about the only suspense remaining in this season's Heisman race.

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6 comments
tymoseley
tymoseley

Sean, I too was disgusted by your line of fantasy questions that you, as a professional radio host, would likely never actually ask this young man. Why focus on whether or not Johnny Football is into Cougars when you could ask him his opinion on what the best book of the Bible is? (It's Revelation BTdubs because it is the last one and you always save the best for last) Why ask what name this kid used on his fake IDs when you could ask him what his favorite color is? Why focus on the negativity by asking about how god awful ugly this kid is when you could help him reveal the inner beauty of his soul to the world? Why Sean? Why? All in the name of comedy? Are a few laughs really worth the price of Johnny Manziel's dignity? Are they worth your soul?

djoelaw
djoelaw

Reggie McNeal, Stephen McGee, Jarrod Johnson, Ryan Tannehill, Johnny Manziel. Zero championships, not a week at No. 1. I despise Notre Dame but the best player I have seen this year is Manti T'eo.

SeanCablinasian
SeanCablinasian

@TyMo214 That's for others to decide, TyMo…and then for me to subsequently retweet multiple times.

southzone2002
southzone2002

I appreciate most of your article.  Johnny is an excellent football player and definitely an asset to the A&M program.  Prior to the season opener, many presumed A&M's chances of succeeding in the SEC were slim to nil.  Many more would never have guessed that a relatively small statured, small-town kid from Kerrville (or Tyler if you prefer) would help to change many of the naysayers' opinions of the Aggies.  Who would have "thunk" a Red-shirt Freshman from Texas A&M would even be considered for the Heisman?  I must admit, I never would have expected it prior to the season.  I read the questions you felt were important to ask the 19 year old athelete and became disgusted.  Why don't you concentrate your story on the player's positive attributes instead trying to dredge-up dirt on him to disparage his name?  I believe too many reporters think they'll hook more readers by stating the negative aspects of a young man's immature mistakes.  Personally, I don't care to read it!  In the future, please take the high road; you'll probably gather more loyalty among readers. 

KING
KING

Billy Liucci will reclaim his throne. In this life or the next.

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