Texans-Jets Monday Night Football: A Preview Wrapped in a Drinking Game


O1: Kubiak loses a replay challenge
This would have been one of the biggest locks on the board as recently as last season, with Kubiak sporting a career record on replay challenges equivalent to that of a Saturday morning wrestling jabroni. But times they've changed, to the point where in the last game, Kubiak won a replay challenge and Kareem Jackson had a pick six. Expected intake: Zero shots.

O2: Obama is mentioned
It's election season, so not only will Obama get mentioned, but we might get a halftime interview. Hell, we might get an in-game appearance in the booth. This category could be what takes your night from "pleasantly inebriated" to "liver transplant necessary." Expected intake: 4 shots (2 Obama mentions)

O3: Joe Namath hits on Lisa Salters
Joe Namath has supposedly given up drinking since this incident during a nationally televised Jets game several years ago:

Expected intake: Zero shots.

O4: Tebow loses his virginity to Lisa Salters
Tebow's made it this long, when it finally does happen, I would think he'd try to outkick the "Lisa Salters" portion of the female grid, no disrespect intended. (Poor Lisa Salters, getting mixed into all of this immature speculation and chicanery.) Expected intake: Zero shots.

O5: Joe Namath hits on Tim Tebow
Namath? No. Gruden? Possibly. And THAT would truly be awesome. Expected intake: Zero shots

PREDICTION, Alcohol Intake: 89 sips, 27 gulps, 8 chugs, 2 shotguns, and 4 shots.

PREDICTION, Final Score: Texans 31, Jets 6

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15 comments
Jgoss1971
Jgoss1971

@SeanCablinasian fffsshhhttt... glug...glug....glug #buuurrrrrppp

shmee194
shmee194

@SeanCablinasian you wanna get ripped , have a shot for every god dam baserunner the yankees leave on base .

MattMertins
MattMertins

@SeanCablinasian not good on CUSH! cheap shot block

Brian_in_BBurg
Brian_in_BBurg

@SeanCablinasian will battledrink you under the table out the door down the street

rab_ag
rab_ag

@SeanCablinasian @McClain_on_NFL The general is spoiled

DubaiAtNight
DubaiAtNight

@SeanCablinasian @McClain_on_NFL I have the 7 minute under at +250. #MakingBank

TaurusBone
TaurusBone

@SeanCablinasian @mcclain_on_nfl y'all know it would be classic Texans to find a way to lose a national game where they are well favored

BrianCarothers
BrianCarothers

@SeanCablinasian Glad I read this now. I need the time to mentally prepare my liver! Thanks!

Galleria Farmers Market
Galleria Farmers Market

The West End - A Public House! 790 AM Sports Talk Radio is broadcasting live there tonight!

KGJoseph
KGJoseph

@SeanCablinasian Just printed up the #battledrink game gonna take on the challenge tonite1

kollarj
kollarj

@SeanCablinasian Way more than that. The Ags haven't had something to cheer for in a LONG time. They ALWAYS lose that game. This was difrnt

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