Angela Buchanan: Posing As Gynecologist, She Tricks Woman into Months of Sex and a Civil Union

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Angelina County Jail
Angela Buchanan: Brings alleged criminality and a high-tech sheen to "sexual healing."
We've heard some strange cases of online impersonation, but this one, as the Brits say, takes the biscuit.

Last night Jessica Cooley of the Lufkin Daily News broke the story of Angela Buchanan, a 30-year-old woman evidently smitten with a 51-year-old lady. Buchanan and the woman had been messaging each other for the past seven years via Yahoo!, during which time Buchanan claimed to have survived breast cancer in 2008 and to have had twins via in vitro fertilization while living with a former girlfriend.

According to an Angelina County arrest affidavit, in March, Buchanan started contacting the woman posing as "Doc," a Lufkin gynecologist with whom Buchanan claimed to have a sort of mother-daughter friendship.

So, Doc and Buchanan are the same person operating two different Yahoo! Message accounts. Got it? (This does get confusing.)

What "Doc" messaged the 51-year-old was chilling. Buchanan had a precancerous mass in her breast. The best course of treatment, "Doc" advised, was for Buchanan to spike her natural hormone levels through having sex. Lots and lots of sex, specifically sex with the 51-year-old woman reading her messages. It was the best way to try to save Buchanan's life.

The older woman later told police she had religious qualms over the relationship at first, but soon overcame them to try to save Buchanan's life. Under the online supervision of "Doc, the women started having sex regularly.

And now the story gets really weird...

Buchanan pretended to check in with "Doc" for weekly blood draws, and "Doc" would send over results via Yahoo! Messenger. She would also "prescribe" the frequency, nature and duration of the sexual healing regimen.

The woman suspected that this might not be enough to save Buchanan, so she advised her to go in for a mastectomy and reconstructive surgery. Buchanan agreed and the two women went together. After the procedure was done, the older woman asked the surgeon about the lump. The befuddled doctor told her that all he'd done to Buchanan's breasts was augment them.

The woman hastened to a computer to get some answers from "Doc," and was told that the surgeon had performed the procedure "under the table" and had to lie because cameras were watching in the waiting room.

The woman bought that, and Buchanan's next whopper, too.


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ilovegems2009
ilovegems2009

@Kaneshow I can't believe she believed all that and for so long. What is wrong with people they believe anything

zackzmk33
zackzmk33

@valsimps lezbehonest birches be thirsty for scissor me Sundays ✂

Markiepogi
Markiepogi

@Kaneshow lmao how do you guys find these articles? Hilarious

HelenaK
HelenaK

This story can not possibly be true. LOL

kenkennesaw
kenkennesaw

This writer, JOHN LOMAX is the real story. He writes about anal drinking, child molestation, underage three somes, child porn, nudity....This guy is a pervert and is an avid supporter of BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA, NANCY PELOSI, HARRY REID and any other left wing sicko that enjoys reading LEFT WING filth. LOMAX donates to the DEMOCRATIC PARTY and tries to find solace in belittling conservatives. Only a LIBERAL would write this trash.

Ewwww
Ewwww

I dont get it, Isn`t this just a normal lesbian relationship?  From what I have learned lying and behaving totally insane is just what being lesbian is all about, still have not met a sane one of those.

Kyle Jack
Kyle Jack

Joseph, she impersonated an actual doctor.

VydraSays
VydraSays

@eyeothebeholder I had to read that twice to understand what the HELL was going on. #elaborateliesconfusemybrain

phillbarron
phillbarron

@SarahPinborough This kind of thing works? Why did no one tell me this back when I was single? Apart from it being a big ball of crazy/rape.

FnMikeArgento
FnMikeArgento

@SarahPinborough @hexican Has the makings of a very bizarre romantic comedy.

JasonArnopp
JasonArnopp

@SarahPinborough Love Buchanan's reasoning: "I had to do it, or there'd be no relationship". Like: "I had to kill you, or you'd be alive".

EazyE
EazyE

If any other nice ladies have breast cancer and want to fuck a lot, call me. No tricks here.

Kim Truong
Kim Truong

Wait, what? This isn't a pitch for a really bad Hallmark movie?

Bryan Taylor
Bryan Taylor

Hey, watch what you say about my Magic Underpants, buddy, if you know whats good for ya. "There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy"

Kirk Suddreath
Kirk Suddreath

There are a lot of gullible people out there that believe a lot of weird things. Resurrection, talking snakes, speaking in tongues, magic underwear, etc.

Alex Wukman
Alex Wukman

The story was a little light on whether she impersonated a real person or just a random OB/GYN.

Joseph Mayfield
Joseph Mayfield

The online impersonation charge won't stick, the law requires that you actually impersonate a real person.

Mel Lanteigne
Mel Lanteigne

It amazes me at the amount of stupidity out there, how did these people make it past infancy?

Creg Lovett
Creg Lovett

I hope we can check in with her once a month for the next 30 years

Jacob Bocanegra
Jacob Bocanegra

I will give u a free breast exam,if u hot...I'm a medical practicer...

Clarence Alexander
Clarence Alexander

Yeah, men been trying to do this since there was a such thing as a Gynecologist. Leave it to a woman to pull off the BIGGEST PIMPMOVE IN THE HISTERY OF PIMPERDOM

Captain_Sexii
Captain_Sexii

@Markiepogi @Kaneshow dude i was totally listening to tht part on the radio this morning LOL too funny!

alcololic
alcololic

@kenkennesaw Apparently right-wing nutjob sickos are reading this too.

CCCC
CCCC

 @kenkennesaw You are clearly blind to the "filth" the right wing is up to.

CCCC
CCCC

 @Ewwww Most guys I know will lie elaborately just to get the same results as this. So I guess you are saying men are lying and totally insane and that is what being a man is all about.

mick3517
mick3517

 @Ewwww This is not normal at all. I'm not sure where you are slumming to meet the kinds of lesbians you are talking about but I can assure you there are just as many that are sane hard-working professionals in loving committed relationships. However, most of them you will not find in whatever places you are meeting your lesbians. One last thing, "lying and behaving totally insane" is not only delegated to lesbians. It is a human being problem. Read the news and you will find plenty of heterosexuals "lying and behaving totally insane." People killing their entire families, peeping toms, rape. Take your pick. In the future, try not to generalize a group of people and post that on the internet. It only shows your limited and narrow view. I respect that your experience is unique but it is not all encompassing and to generalize is just damaging to the rest of us. Cheers!

EyeOTheBeholder
EyeOTheBeholder

@VydraSays That's okay. Took me a minute too, because the chick is BATSHIT.

SarahPinborough
SarahPinborough

@JasonArnopp That was what got me too..once I'd read it twice to fathom my way through the bonkers...

Ewwww
Ewwww

 @hugh.ramseyNot really, they`re lesbians. Let me know the day you find a lesbian who is not insane, that will be worth noticing.

 

jnovalomax
jnovalomax

 @hugh.ramsey No kidding. If this were a Lifetime movie people would laugh it off the screen.

JasonArnopp
JasonArnopp

@SarahPinborough I'm sure it will all make more sense in the MOVIE WHICH I'M WRITING NOW

CCCC
CCCC

 @Ewwww  @hugh.ramsey Oh, I get it. Your wife left you for another woman. And now you're on the internet trying to get your manhood back. Gotcha.

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