10 Great Autumn Bikinis Not on St. Baart's

Categories: Whatever

Yo, where's the bikinis??
Our list of 25 Best Reasons to Love Texas in the Autumn was, we were told, a little skimpy on the babes.

Not that there's anything inherently sexy about fall (although some dudes go nuts over the boots-with-dresses look), it's just that some folks think any listicle must include skimpily clad females.

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Which makes it tough to put together a NASA list, but we digress.

It is possible, we have discovered through assiduous research, to explore the world of autumn bikinis. And we don't mean by cheating via using swimwear shots from Australia or St. Baart's. We mean actual fall bikini shots.

Like these:

10. This does mean fall, dammit
Yeah, we know, we know -- but it says right on the bikini Web site this is an "autumn pattern bikini"!! And they're experts!!

9. Definitely a fall activity
We choose not to reason why there is Web video of a bikini-clad woman using a leaf-blower; we simply instead just use it.

8. Hey, she's named Autumn!!
Autumn Reeser, to be exact. Apparently from The O.C. And it's nippy cold enough for a fire, so it must be fall.

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