Paul Ryan's Airplane Stuck in Houston -- How'd He Spend the Delay?

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Mechanical problems bedevil Paul Ryan today.
On the campaign trail, there's not a moment that goes unused. BlackBerries -- oh, the BlackBerries. While the iPhone triumphs in the general population, it appears the only subspecies of man still trolling with BlackBerries are the political stooges and groupies. Every time there's a lapse in scheduling or a moment of unplanned complacency, out come the BlackBerries.

Such a moment occurred today. Representative Paul Ryan's plane was delayed at Hobby Airport for several hours pending mechanical issues after swooping into town last night to get some Republican cash for the political war zone raging in Ohio. During his talk at the Hotel St. Regis, Ryan continued the campaign's recent change in rhetoric highlighting Obama's policies as "foreign" or "antithetical" to America. This has been a rather clumsy attempt to, well, call Obama a foreigner (Birthers unite!) while positioning Ryan and the other boys as true defenders of Pax Americana.

So while Dude's plane chilled and got worked on, how did the Wisconsinite pass his time? His spokesman, Mike Steel, e-mailed us, saying: "Ryan spent the time making phone calls and reading his debate materials." But, really. What else was he up to inside there?

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4. Thumbed through Ayn Rand.
If there's anything we've learned about Paul Ryan, it's that he loves high school reading, specifically Rand's objectionist Atlas Shrugged. Ryan is perhaps enamored with this book because it confirms much of his life's narrative, simultaneously exalting the superiority of the wealthy and deriding the poor as slothful and plotting.

It's pretty much Mitt Romney's 47 percent comment writ large. Likely, whenever any of those nuances of the world pester this orthodoxy, Ryan withdraws, tapping intellectual sustenance from Rand. And lately, things have been looking grim for Romney et al. Today may well have been one of those days.


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3. WORKED OUT (!!!)
Get some, Ryan. Who cares about all that politicking when there are biceps to be sculpted? Those weights aren't going to lift themselves. Ryan claims he's got 6 percent body fat, and is an acolyte of P90X, which has spurred some hilarious videos on YouTube. But working out's no joke to Ryan. Defending freedom doesn't mean you take the elevator; it means you take the stairs. Besides, there's gotta be a gym somewhere in that airplane.

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H_e_x
H_e_x

He ran and placed first and set a new world record in a 50k marathon.

concannon
concannon

That anyone takes him seriously is amazing. I got this plan. I'll give you the details once we're elected. Just trust us, even though the math doesn't come close to adding up.

 

Bruce
Bruce

 @concannon Sorta like, we have to pass it to see whats in it.

teuerfertig
teuerfertig

 @Bruce  @concannon No, because there are no proposals whatsoever of what to cut and which loopholes to close. Zero specifics.Can anyone pass a ghost ship of legislation? Let alone, elect someone running on it?

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