Roger Clemens Joins the Skeeters, and You Know What That Means? PROP BETS!!

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Another uniform for The Rocket.
"I'm going out there to have fun, try and stay healthy and see where it goes. I'm not going to be too far away from the game of baseball." -- Roger Clemens, 8/21/12

And just like that, Roger Clemens is back in our lives. For the last four years, the only glimpses we've gotten of Roger have been in Washington D.C. either getting grilled by Congress about alleged steroid use, or watching Rusty Hardin defend him in court because of the things he said about alleged steroid use to Congress.

For those of us suffering from steroid fatigue, seeing Roger back in baseball in some capacity, we thought, wouldn't be such a bad thing. I'll admit it, when Jim Crane mentioned having Roger serve the Astros in some capacity, I was all for it.

But certainly the news we got earlier this week that Roger would be taking the hill for the Sugar Land Skeeters was well beyond what most expected. Roger donning a baseball uniform again to coach or to "special instruct?" Maybe. Roger donning a baseball uniform to get on the hill in a real game? Seemed highly unlikely,

Barring some chicanery from Mother Nature, Clemens will pitch on Saturday night at Constellation Field against the Bridgeport Bluefish, an independent league outfit from southern Connecticut about 50 miles from New York City, where Clemens' MLB career ended (well, maybe ended, more on that in a second) amidst advanced baseball age five years ago.

At his first meeting with the media since his acquittal in June, Clemens promised very little outside of fun on Saturday night. When pressed about this start being a precursor to an attempt to return to Major League Baseball (a return that would conveniently reset the five-year wait period clock on his Hall of Fame candidacy, which despite his acquittal, has almost no chance of success as it stands now), Clemens was coy:

I wouldn't consider myself anywhere close to major-league ready. I'm nowhere near where I was five years ago or the amount of work I went into it.

Chatter has been that Clemens is throwing in the high 80's in workouts. He has a public workout today at 11 a.m., and in an interview we did on Tuesday on 1560 Yahoo! Sports Radio with Skeeters manager Gary Gaetti, he didn't rule out 90 to 100 pitches.

So let's talk about why all of this is really important -- for wagering purposes!

Proof that you can bet on almost anything, bovada.lv has various odds and proposition bets on Roger Clemens return. Let's delve, shall we?

How Many Pitches will Roger Clemens Throw against the Bridgeport Bluefish?
Over/Under 50.5

SP BET: Based on the rumors of his pitch count, the fact that it's an independent league with no seeming ramifications, and the fact that Clemens could kick Gaetti's ass if he tried to take him out of the game, I'll go OVER.

How Many Strikeouts will Roger Clemens Record Against the Bridgeport Bluefish?
Over/Under 2.5

SP BET: I have no idea what the stats are like for the Bluefish, if they're a "contact hitting" team or what. And I'm not going to recreationally wager on an independent league baseball game and hedge the pitch-count wager with an under on strikeouts. If we're betting on the Rocket, we're going all in! OVER!


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JeffinPhx
JeffinPhx

V @SeanCablinasian @HoustonPress Moobs over under B-cup.

sandrareedtx
sandrareedtx

@HairBallsNews now that's chutzpah! Go #RogerClemens

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