Michael Daniel: Waco Freak of Nature Charged With Eating Family Dog Alive

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Photo Courtesy of Waco Police Department
This dude's at the center of a real man-bites-dog story...
Mary, mother of mother-effing God: A Waco man has been charged with eating his family's dog while it was still alive!

Michael Daniel, 22, was arrested June 14 after he allegedly assaulted people in his home, "chased a neighbor and started barking and growling," and then -- as you may have remembered us mentioning before -- beating and strangling the family pooch before sinking his motherfucking teeth into it, according to KAIT. The dog died at home.

"Daniel is believed to have ingested 'K-2,' a synthetic drug, before the attack," according to the report. He faces a felony charge for animal cruelty, which is probably because there's not technically a felony charge on the books for "being the most cray-cray person ever in the history of the world."

Police found Daniel "on a front porch with blood smeared on his face and clothes," the New York Daily News reported. They took Daniel to a hospital.

The station didn't have any information on what type of dog it was, or, for that matter, how Daniel claimed it tasted. That's it. We're done with these zombie attacks. Check please -- we're getting the F outta here.

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hey dawg,..that weed caused a bad case of the munchies,..srsly


It is sad that this person became this.  His family will suffer more than he does.  The poor dog suffered a horrible death.  Legalize weed and the rest will go away


Obama isn't responsible for what idiotic people do, as he is not around nor forces them to consume drugs.


 i agree.  spice, jwh, am2201, any synth cannabinoid, will NOT cause this.  he was on BATH SALTS, which is synthetic METHAMPHETAMINE/SPEED/COCAINE type drug.  completely different drugs, different effects, and different toxicity


Sure he is, he promotes multi-culti and moral equivocating rule breaking by his support for programs and groups that are breaking down our traditional values. Additionally, OBAMA ATE DOG as a child and celebrates it in his own book.PS - "being the most cray-cray person ever in the history of the world."Enough already with the white -trash hip-hop / cRap music language. GROW UP, and write like an adult.

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