5 Memorial Day Pornos to Honor Our Country

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Every Memorial Day, networks run marathons of classic war movies that dramatize the tragedies and victories our brave veterans experienced in service to their country. You bet we'll be watching Saving Private Ryan, Platoon, The Longest Day and a host of others. But you know what else we'll be watching? Porn. Because it's not just Hollywood that salutes our vets on the silver screen, it's the San Fernando Valley as well. (Well, maybe not for the silver screen, but roll with it.) Here are some suggestions for some adult entertainment that keeps the Memorial Day weekend in mind:

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5. You're in the Army (2011)
War truly is hell, and this film takes an unflinching look at the valor and grit of "tender, young girls" in battle, many of whom have to serve their country completely naked. Watch Jasmine Rouge, Titus Steel and Ruka Stone show you the "harsh realities of war." We salute each and every one of them.


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4. A Soldier's Tail (2003)
According to the liner notes, "At this military meat mart, they DO ask and they DO tell." Patriotic and topical. Sure to spur thoughtful discussion.


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3. Inglorious Bitches (2011) "Explosions, tanks, orgies, girl fights." Powerful stuff.

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You're in the Army is one of the very popular porn video to watch. I watch this video many time in my PC. The The sex scenes are amazing of the You're in the Army.

Gaspar Ramsey
Gaspar Ramsey

This has nothing to do with the article above, but much to do with the stuff below. Why do advertisers think that people on the internet are going to burn 30 seconds looking at their ads so they can see a few seconds of maybe interesting video content. I'll give an add 10 seconds, but that's it. I'm outta there after that, usually without even knowing what these people are advertising.

Craigley
Craigley

Same reason morons buy FB stock.

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