Yankee Fan Mule-Kicks Drunk Red Sox Fan (w/ VIDEO & Zapruder-Like Analysis)


0:32 -- White jacket comes off and now the girl in the Red Sox hat is gesturing as if to say, "You want some? You GOT some." Now is probably a good time to fully introduce this Red Sox fan to the reading and viewing audience. Her name is Nicole Marquez. She is from Tucson, Arizona, and is a softball player at New York Institute of Technology, Class of 2013. Yes, she is on Facebook.
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0:38 -- And here she goes up the steps. If she were a WWE diva, this would be where her theme music starts.

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0:48 -- Lots of pointing and yelling, and I'm fairly certain the words "You look soooo awesome in that Teixeira jersey, sweetheart!" are not part of this conversation. Once she's done telling Teixeira Jersey what a fat pig she is, Marquez turns her attention to Hot Pink Scarf, because as Ric Flair says, to be the woman you gotta beat the woman, and Hot Pink Scarf...well, this is her house, bitch!

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1:15 -- Shots fired! First punch thrown by Marquez, which in enemy territory is about the dumbest thing you can do because by throwing the first punch, what you've just done is give every Jeter-loving, jersey-wearing idiot in that section carte blanche to claim self-defense when they pulverize you. This will matter in about 12 seconds.

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The OSD
The OSD

OH MY GOOD...GOODNESS GRACIOUS!!!!!! GUS THE FOOTBALL KICKING MULE IS IN GEORGE STEINBRENNERS BOX!!!!!!!!!

James
James

Couple of things wrong with this. 

1. Who cares what gear you wear to a baseball game. Don't tell me I don't understand Yankee fan because the Yanks have so much history. I bet that red scarf girls Grandma never did anything like that.

2. That little chicken shit in the red scarf hid behind her boyfriend when shit hit the fan and Redsox fan came after her. If you're going to talk smack, back it up. She started on the row seat and ended in the middle seat still runnin her mouth. WEAK. I would be ashamed if I were Yankee fan. It makes you all look bad.

Go Sox
Go Sox

Effing Yankees...

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Lagz
Lagz

Not a Hot Yankee girl in the crowd.  Buncha heifers.  Suck it Yanks.

Wyatt
Wyatt

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