Melissa Borrett, Woman Behind Lubbock's Nude Maid Service, Is Kinda Awesome

Categories: Texas, Whatever

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Melissa Borrett rocks.
It's been all over the news these last couple of days: Lubbock's once-staunch moral fiber has slipped even further with the arrival of Lubbock Fantasy Maid Service, a business concern whose name pretty much describes what it offers: nekkid girls cleaning your house.

Rates are $100 an hour for one maid and $150 an hour for two, and owner Melissa Borrett offers a continual discount for police and other public servants.

The city of Lubbock is trying its level best to shut Borrett down. They say hers is a sexually oriented business for which she has no permits. Borrett counters that she doesn't need any permits because she doesn't run an SOB, as no touching is allowed.

Intrigued by her savvy and courage, we clicked over to her Facebook page, and found out that she kinda rocks. Here is what she posted as her musical comment to the ongoing controversy in the Bible Belt town..

And there's more....

She's a proud member of the Occupy Lubbock movement, a group we were slightly more surprised to discover than her fledgling business. She likes the Beatles and Pink Floyd and hates Nickelback.

And the tattooed rocker chick is involved in animal rights and anti-bullying efforts. (Full disclosure: Kindness Matters, the Lubbock anti-bullying group Borrett supports on Facebook, was founded by Lisa Smith, a second cousin of mine, after her quirky teenaged daughter FeFe was bullied to death by the "good Christians" in the Panhandle at the end of 2010.)

Borrett also has recently posted a pic of herself holding up a homemade placard reading "Viva la revolucion!" and had this to say earlier this week:

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"I expected backlash, and I'm really not surprised to see that 99% of the people saying rude things about me and what I do to survive are women. Well, sorry ladies, but you weren't my target demographic. I'll hire some pool boys, don't worry."

And she remains defiant, if a little cryptic, when talking about her maid service.

"I'm gonna own it until China says I don't," she writes.


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annekarima
annekarima

And I bet she build it herself without any help from anybody.

Ben C
Ben C

I wish she was close to me because I could use a good cleaning even if I had to polish my own knob while she swept the floors.  Yes, I am a helpful guy.  

Tresvant
Tresvant

This is reason alone to own statewide investment property.

Rbauer726
Rbauer726

I like this ,same shit going on here in Germoney.Respect for all this,i want to read more.send it to me on facebook or rbauer726@goglemail.com.thanks!!!

Gryphon50a
Gryphon50a

ok, I'm going to hold you to that pool boys thing though.

Dustie Borghesi
Dustie Borghesi

I think is awesome and good for her. U gotta do whatcha gotta do... Its sad people have to talk crap. Let her do what she wants its not hurting anyone.

Dimitria Parisis
Dimitria Parisis

Ladies if you're a hawt bixch you need not worry about the recession because you can just clean guys houses naked for tons of cash. Snap snap, those college loans aren't going to pay themselves off! Be happy your a woman. Put those God given gifts to use.

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Melissa F
Melissa F

got to love entrepreneurship!  hang in there Melissa!  So tired of these bible thumping hypocrits thinking they rule the world!  Most things are a moral or ethical decision not a religious or political one!  More power to you!  Good luck!  

midwestmomof2
midwestmomof2

I worry that you will be employed by a sex offender, or rapist, so be CAREFUL, women!  Why not make it mandatory that you are employed 2 at a time for your own safety?

Woefatcat
Woefatcat

I've seen some of the girls-I hope that they can clean. One hundred bucks at a strip club is money better spent. 

Ava_grey
Ava_grey

Damn straight Melissa! As a woman formerly in the adult bizz and now an active advocate for SWOP in Rhode Island, I applaud you.  You are a female entrepreneur, iconoclastic and a all around ballsy broad.  I guess you should just try and frantically marry "up" or be in debt for the rest of your life for an education that will NEVER pay off in this current economic climate. Better to lie compliant under some fumbling oaf so you can have access to his pay check and call it love. Or work three jobs so you can afford to keep a crappy car to get you to your crappy min wage job. Yeah. Lie down, shut and be a good girl. Be broke, be dependent on the system.

I find it especially ironic that you offer discounts to cops and other public officials as we all know what RIPPING hypocrites most of them are.

Fight the good fight. If you need legal advice please check out www.http://swoplosangeles.org. There is one in Texas as well and it stands for sex workers outreach project. Feel free to contact me at ava_grey@yahoo.com.

Leslie Stout
Leslie Stout

I think this is great! I thought of this back in my younger days, but didn't have the balls to implement it! You go girl! Why not preform a needed service in a way that appeals to the guys?

Rebeccawhite87
Rebeccawhite87

Do what you want. I would do it too, if I could find women willing to clean a house naked. Hell I won't clean a house fully dressed. LOL!! Not all woman are against you.

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MAZDA390
MAZDA390

gREATEST INVENTION SINCE WOMEN...THANK YOU GOD....OR SHOULD I SAY THANK YOU 'mELISSA bORRETT'

Melissa Borrett
Melissa Borrett

 Should I delete the comment so they think I'm not looking?

Katy
Katy

Great. Now that it's clear Melissa is checking in, no one is going to feel comfortable making the usual smart-ass double entendres. 

This site was so much cooler before anyone could find it. 

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Melissa Borrett
Melissa Borrett

 Awe, John! What a sweetheart! I think you're kinda awesome :)

Vonderstadt
Vonderstadt

Just don't try out a gig as the Lubbock Society columnist at the same time.

Thenonymous
Thenonymous

I think it's absolutely great that you're naked, and $150/hour for two maids seems reasonable... but I'm a little skeptical how thorough my actual house cleaning's gonna be.

What am I paying for here? Is it just the nekkidness (which is fine), or can I expect my bathtub grout to be sparklingly clean, as well (which would be even better)?

Craigley
Craigley

I'll be your customer, cutie pie.  Keep up the good work. 

adarc
adarc

I have to say, the idea is a good one- I know I've been using in my marriage for years. I am terrible at cleaning house, but excellent at being naked. Somehow one makes up for the other.

Laura_RT
Laura_RT

Good for you. I totally support and applaud your entrepreneurship and innovation. No one is being hurt and housekeepers can finally get the wages they deserve (I know from personal experience that it's back-breaking work.) I will, however disagree with you about Nickelback, though; I think they are awesome...

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